Hey, parents! We hear the 10-year anniversary of 9/11 is around the corner, and you should be asking yourselves an important question: are your small kids sufficiently freaked out yet? If not, here is a terrible ominous children's coloring book to explain to the youth that "they" will never forget 9/11, either. Creepy! Who are they? Did they do this? "Yes, 'they' know of whom they are. Given the chance, 'they' would do it again," sayeth the coloring book. GAH! KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THEY. THEY WILL MURDER US ALL. Do we know who "they" is yet? Guess, children! Immigrants? Space lizards? Darth Vader? Hobbits?
<a href="http:\/\/www.ushmm.org\/propaganda\/archive\/antisemitic-coloring-book\/" target="_blank">He</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.od43.com\/Fips_1934.html" target="_blank">did</a>, actually. (Warning: links are to what you think they are.)
No, but they did <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5834808\/how-bill-oreilly-tried-to-get-his-wifes-boyfriend-investigated-by-the-cops" target="_blank">tear it in half</a> before coloring it. In separate houses, as far away from each other as possible.
Try to remember That time in September When grass was green, and teabags were yellow . . . .
<a href="http:\/\/www.ushmm.org\/propaganda\/archive\/antisemitic-coloring-book\/" target="_blank">He</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.od43.com\/Fips_1934.html" target="_blank">did</a>, actually. (Warning: links are to what you think they are.)
Will Benjamin&#039;s Ayn Rand in the 21st Century illustrated story do the trick?
Not to mention observing two minutes of hate at all ballgames.
Maybe if it had been in coloring book form, Dubya would have paid attention to it.
&quot;Texas approves of pictures of old guys jerking off to porn?&quot;
That&#039;ll be in the &quot;Great Republican Politicians of the 21st Century&quot; coloring book.
Not simple, but simplistic. He speaks more truth than he knows.
Beat me by 60 seconds. Damn.
No, but they did <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5834808\/how-bill-oreilly-tried-to-get-his-wifes-boyfriend-investigated-by-the-cops" target="_blank">tear it in half</a> before coloring it. In separate houses, as far away from each other as possible.
They misunderestimate you!
TDD: Did Sambo&#039;s serve Indian food? Dot, not feather.
Or the CIA (Kermit Roosevelt) overthrowing the government of Iran in the early 1950&#039;s.
Mad Men with guns.
First they came for our crayons, and I said nothing.
I don&#039;t think I&#039;m going to live long enough to drive an automobile designed and built in Afghanistan.
U3O8 yellow.
Or is that for the next coloring book in the series, &quot;Freeing Iraq&quot;?
I&#039;m a bit scared of the shitheads who produce these horrors.