There is this group of nuns in Colorado, and they are a bunch of dicks. No, seriously, They. Are. DICKS. The Little Sisters of the Poor Home for the Aged is ostensibly dedicated to doing good Jesus-y things, for old poors, but the sisters have been too busy suing the Obama administration over the contraception mandate because they think -- wrongly; they are VERY BAD at science -- birth control is the exact same thing as murdering babies. And they cannot possibly do any good Jesus-y things for old poors if Obama is going to force them to spend all their time murdering babies.
Well, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, may these old broads needs a bottle of Kentucky-Derby-size Lasix to help them fit back in their habits after all the salted dicks they should eat!
God, I hate religion.
Some nuns, omg
Well we voted in the gay marriage, so you connect the dots.
Keep sacrificing that chicken.
Oh, crap. So those are the virgins they get?
"But the Vicar is quickerand thicker and slicker and longer and stronger than you."
I'll have none of your nasty vespers.
He just said that.
Well, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, may these old broads needs a bottle of Kentucky-Derby-size Lasix to help them fit back in their habits after all the salted dicks they should eat!
"Me too!"-God
Yep
sadly, pun nunching is still illegal in 12 states.
All that's needed is for Irish Tony to change his mind.
That´s SLANDER! Don't accuse good, honest lesbians of being nuns.
Naw, Homie don't play that.
If I recall correctly, the nun's objection wasn't so much with just having to fill out the paper, oh no.
The objection was, by filling out the paper, it would allow employees go to ahead and get a subsidy for their slut pill insurance from the government.
Not only did they object to providing slut pills, they're doing their damnest to prevent someone from acquiring said pills of promiscuity.