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Thomas Mc's avatar

God, I hate religion.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Some nuns, omg

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Well we voted in the gay marriage, so you connect the dots.

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LesBontemps's avatar

Keep sacrificing that chicken.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Oh, crap. So those are the virgins they get?

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

"But the Vicar is quickerand thicker and slicker and longer and stronger than you."

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I'll have none of your nasty vespers.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

He just said that.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Well, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, may these old broads needs a bottle of Kentucky-Derby-size Lasix to help them fit back in their habits after all the salted dicks they should eat!

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dshwa's avatar

"Me too!"-God

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

sadly, pun nunching is still illegal in 12 states.

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bobbert's avatar

All that's needed is for Irish Tony to change his mind.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

That´s SLANDER! Don't accuse good, honest lesbians of being nuns.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Naw, Homie don't play that.

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BeckyLB's avatar

If I recall correctly, the nun's objection wasn't so much with just having to fill out the paper, oh no.

The objection was, by filling out the paper, it would allow employees go to ahead and get a subsidy for their slut pill insurance from the government.

Not only did they object to providing slut pills, they're doing their damnest to prevent someone from acquiring said pills of promiscuity.

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