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John Santos's avatar

The next natural disaster better include a lot of smiting lightning bolts.

I keep imagining an EF5 tornado with Steven Miller furiously pedaling a bicycle and cackling loudly before getting fried.

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Valerie Starr's avatar

Let those idiots revel in their sandboxes. We need to study the Art of War and great generals (George Patton, Ulysses Grant , and more) and prepare for battle. It’s going to be a marathon not a sprint! Gird your loins, folks. We need to disperse these pedos and their cohorts. That they assaulted firemen’s integrity is little surprise to me. Don’t fall for the bait. Stay focused on the prize; a gilt less WH and pedos in prison. And some semblance of sanity.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

The Red Cross famously did not help the poorest sections of New Orleans during and after Katrina, which is when I stopped giving them anything but blood. I only give them that because they're the only game in town.

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Rad's avatar

Great essay by Tom Nichols in "The Atlantic Daily" titled "President Homelander"

https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2025/08/president-homelander/684044/?lctg=67364c116aa23ad23e037a40

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JCfromNC's avatar

// The next line, we assume, said “We come in peace!” as the email vaporized the reader. //

Trailer, "Dark Angel" (aka "I Come In Peace")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVu4XatjAFw

Yeah, same energy.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. What. The. Actual. Fuck?!

Remember, when you attend a protest, be it organized (No Kings, 50501, May Day) or spontaneous, lead your fellow protesters in this chant: Epstein. Epstein! EPstein!! EPSTEIN!!!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Disaster relief agencies should take a page from the Chump administration and just lie their asses off when dealing with the feds.

American citizen? Of course. We examined their documents and were able to determine that, but they were so damaged by the natural disaster that we were unable to make legible copies.

Everyone in the Chump administration is incompetent. They going to complain that the agencies are lying? Probably. Will they be able to prove that the disaster relief agencies are lying? No. Just more unsubstantiated complaints and criticisms.

Everyone outside of Fox and Friends viewers will hear their complaints and respond with the wanking motion.

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John Santos's avatar

Proof? Proof? We don't need no stinking proof!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

We all know what’s going to happen. Sometime in the next three years, there’s going to be a major hurricane or other kind of disaster. And it will hit a red state because they are by far more prone to them. And the FEMA response will be such such a shitfuck cluster fuck that it will make Brownie’s management look competent.

And we know what the regime will do next: find a black guy to blame it all on.

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Dina's avatar

Or Biden.

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Michael's avatar

Or Obama

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Let us establish an unflinching Fail-O-Meter precisely calibrated to alert We the People a day before the Fail-O-Meter needle is pinned thereby prompting We the People to, in unison, stand up and state, repeatedly, calmly, and with conviction "Enough of this Unforced Slapstick Suicidal Shit You Motherfuckers You'll Never Work in This Town Again".

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Imagine being so filled with hate you order charities to deny aid to people. I thought the GOP stance on safety nets was that private charities and churches should be responsible for helping people and now they are telling those same charities to stop helping people?

“They shall know we are christians by our love”

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John Santos's avatar

You make the mistake of thinking that they have any principles at all except pure selfishness and greed. A barrel of rabid Objectivist hyenas* is more ethical.

[*] I was going to write "rats", but rats have a greater sense of community and social awareness.

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UnDrewsual's avatar

"We have no idea what kind of proof of citizenship will be required to meet the rules"

Well, if they don't have papers because they lost everything in the fire/flood/hurricane/other disaster, I'm sure the Trump administration will provide them with a handy color shade chart like in that one Family Guy scene to determine if the person is "illegal" or not.

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Pilgrim's avatar

'as a faith-based organization we have the right to determine who we serve."

let's think this through, people. perhaps the NYDIS means they can INCLUDE whoever they want, but like DHS is asserting that they have the right to EXCLUDE whoever they want. I mean, T & the Rs are certainly willing to assert themselves as "faith-based"!

let's just say everybody has a right and an obligation to succor their neighbors and serve ALL the people

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

We always knew many faith-based organizations wanted the right to deny aid to anyone they don’t like (gays, slutty slut women). I don’t think even they thought they’d ever be on the other side of the issue.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

Every fuckin day. There’s just not a minute’s peace to be had anymore. I mean really…what the fuck can we do with this goddamn tsunami of horror pounding us every minute of every day?!

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Michael's avatar

I have a barrel of Zolofts I'll gladly share

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"M"'s avatar

That's the idea, unfortunately

One of the reasons drinking among regular Russians skyrocketed once Putin got to the point of taking over corporations

https://www.wonkette.com/p/bottoms-up-and-up-yours-to-the-martial/comment/150070044

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Ron Spangler's avatar

Fortunately the failure of that Republican administration to be of any help at all to Louisiana after that hurricane changed so many minds in the state that it has voted blue ever sinc ... oh, wait, never mind.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"I could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and get away with it."

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Kay G's avatar

What the Trump Administration is doing is evil 👿 personified. There is NOTHING CHRISTIAN about it!!

These monsters are what Jesus Christ - the Originator and Perfector of the Christian faith warned His Followers about 2000 years ago. Likewise - all his Apostles warned their Christian coverts about these false teachers and false prophets.

These are the people who will appear before the the Lord claiming all sorts of healings and “miracles” but The Lord will tell them that “I do not know you”.

Follow the advice of Stephen Miller, DHS and the Trump administration at your own peril.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

We've seen in Texas how any and all of this is working out.

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Michael's avatar

And not a pretty picture

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