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Shypixel's avatar

You know WAAAAAAY too much about meat.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I was only trying to continue what you started ... why didn't anyone else join in?

SullivanSt's avatar

I'm Just Asking (TM)

SullivanSt's avatar

Breaking? They broke it already. Journalism, that is.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whoever owns the 7-11 nearest to that Texass fertilizer plant had better lie low.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When an information vacuum encounters a fact vacuum ... well, I don't know what happens, exactly. But I don't think any "news" particles will be found in the debris.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He is! Girls stay away though, I'm pretty sure he's ours ...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Google "Boston bomb conspiracy" and you'll get all the secret facts. On the Internet, secrets are.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think he was the founder of some weird cult that believed elaborate chalk drawings and saying "SOROS" over and over would make their survival seeds grow better?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Actual Washington Times emal update subject line from yesterday: BREAKING NEWS-- Obama mailed 'suspicious substance,' says Secret Service

Hmmmm, I clicked, what they meant to say that a suspicious substance was mailed TO him, but if you're just scanning your emails you think 'I knew he was behind it' and go back to eating paste.

bobbert's avatar

The Blaze IS an information vacuum. It vacuums up information and convert it to shit.

Shypixel's avatar

I made it about 30 seconds into the video.

It wasn't the awful piece of misogynistic crap I thought it would be.

It was just an awful piece of normal, trying to be funny crap.

And the 10 types? They can be be distilled down to 1 type: Intoxicated Human.

PubOption's avatar

No chance, they were all Iraqis.

Shypixel's avatar

I may have been quicker in my reply, but I like yours better.

Wonkudos to you.

Side Note: Can we all start saying Wonkudos? Yes it's stupid, but we can say it ironically...

Shypixel's avatar

0 - Jennifer Rubin, Ann Coulter 1 -very ugly 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10- Very HAWT!!!

/fixed