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Shypixel's avatar

You know WAAAAAAY too much about meat.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I was only trying to continue what you started ... why didn't anyone else join in?

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm Just Asking (TM)

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SullivanSt's avatar

Breaking? They broke it already. Journalism, that is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whoever owns the 7-11 nearest to that Texass fertilizer plant had better lie low.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When an information vacuum encounters a fact vacuum ... well, I don't know what happens, exactly. But I don't think any "news" particles will be found in the debris.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The human centipede?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He is! Girls stay away though, I'm pretty sure he's ours ...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Google "Boston bomb conspiracy" and you'll get all the secret facts. On the Internet, secrets are.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think he was the founder of some weird cult that believed elaborate chalk drawings and saying "SOROS" over and over would make their survival seeds grow better?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Actual Washington Times emal update subject line from yesterday: BREAKING NEWS-- Obama mailed 'suspicious substance,' says Secret Service

Hmmmm, I clicked, what they meant to say that a suspicious substance was mailed TO him, but if you're just scanning your emails you think 'I knew he was behind it' and go back to eating paste.

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bobbert's avatar

The Blaze IS an information vacuum. It vacuums up information and convert it to shit.

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Shypixel's avatar

I made it about 30 seconds into the video.

It wasn't the awful piece of misogynistic crap I thought it would be.

It was just an awful piece of normal, trying to be funny crap.

And the 10 types? They can be be distilled down to 1 type: Intoxicated Human.

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PubOption's avatar

No chance, they were all Iraqis.

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Shypixel's avatar

I may have been quicker in my reply, but I like yours better.

Wonkudos to you.

Side Note: Can we all start saying Wonkudos? Yes it's stupid, but we can say it ironically...

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Shypixel's avatar

0 - Jennifer Rubin, Ann Coulter 1 -very ugly 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10- Very HAWT!!!

/fixed

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