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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Oh, like we'd be able to find them in that short a time span.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Her muckraking skills, however, are top-notch. They're Tarbell-toxic and fit a bumper sticker.

Ill-Advised's avatar

The escrow account action will be EPIC. I can see lawyers lining up already.

ahughes798's avatar

The spineless media, along with spineless Democrats, don't like to make daddy mad.

ahughes798's avatar

One reason being is that every time you go somewhere you have to go, the clock is re-set. Meaning you may test negative now, but after you go to the grocery store, you set the clock for another 2 weeks, waiting to see if you'll become ill.

ahughes798's avatar

Or The Villages in Floriduh. They got their own free testing station(not open to gen. pop.), AND a mobile Hospital/ICU.

ahughes798's avatar

I'm sticking to psychopath, and it's becoming more evident every day.

ahughes798's avatar

No, that's a Chicago thing.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

say what you like about down unda lands government and opposition (and believe me we do) they are at least united in getting medical care to those who need it, and supporting the people whose jobs are threatened or suspended. Sure, a couple of pollies got caught taking a holiday not in their house, but they were sent back and read for filth, so that counts, right? I can't imagine trying to get through this with the orange idjit in charge

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

In modern terminology interchangeable, but definitely.

Mike Steele's avatar

Also IMPOTUS: “See these major corps. for whom I just did a lengthy infomercial on the WH lawn, and who have over 26K locations among them? They’re going to test errybody!!!” All but a month has passed. Let’s say these generous capitalist titans offered to install a test site in 10% of their stores (which, btw, have been allowed to remain open and prosper, unlike Mom&Pops). That’d be 2600 sites.And let’s conservatively say each site could process 6 people/hr. and remain open five hours;day. That’s 30 folks/day X 2600 [carry the one...] = 78,000 tests/day. ‘k.So far, their best day averages 3000 among them. Ah, the free market...

RickK's avatar

I just noticed that the models are assuming shelter in place through May. A lot of states are just going through April. We may see a second spike. :(

Antifa Housewife's avatar

Almost seems intentional...

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Pretty sure that any idea that helps them steal more elections will be stolen and put in the playbook. Kinda like the Bill Belichick of politics.

Mo Donnelly's avatar

not sure we can find them without a dissecting scope. so tiny. ball-ettes.