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Well, I'll believe they're under heavy gunfire when one of them is winged.

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it seems to me that there is more than one 'stupidest man on the internet'.

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Malt-o-nov cocktail.

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Good job he's dead, then.

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He certainly violates causality.

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Now we see the violence inherent in the system.*

*Sadly, for realz.

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Homeland Security gives them grants to hire trainers to learn how to do that.

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Seriously? A malt liquor bottle? Next it'll be a cache of fried chicken drippings that were being collected for use in making napalm.

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Wouldn't it be awesome if Obama went to Ferguson and walked the streets?

Yes yes, the <i>Staatssicherheit</i>, I mean Secret Service, would never allow it, and I guess they run the country now.

Holder could do it too, but is somewhat compromised by his willingness to drone-bomb anybody anywhere any time. "Due process? Well, we thought about it before we did it. Isn't that good enough?"

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Border State Spring/Summer.

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<i>...we’d just like to ask that Ferguson’s troublemaker community be a bit more sensitive to how they may be perpetuating negative stereotypes, for godssakes. And pull up your pants, you delinquents.</i>

<b>THIS</b>, this is why I love this place, thank you Herr Proffesor Dok...

edited to use Dok's formal title

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The proof that this is a false flag operation is that Obama has not deployed chemtrails to put a stop to this. Obviously, this is to lay the groundwork for martial law, a third term, and FEMA camp internments. Wake up sheeple!

Alex Jones, feel free to copy and paste.

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Yes, because the No Fly Zone must be beause of nefariousness, rather than havng a half-dozen news choppers jockeying for the best view without regard to maintaining safe distance. (See <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/2007_Phoenix_news_helicopter_collision" target="_blank">here</a>)

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Martha Stewart Incinerating

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