Attention, America: All of the fuss over the shooting of Michael Brown and the Keystone Stormtroopers police response is now taken care of, because Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson is real sorry that he and his police department were a bunch of useless (but murdery!) jerks, and has
He's just plumb sorry about this whole mess. Now why don't we just have some apple cobbler and forget all this trouble, y'hear?
...when you run that apology through Google Translate, you get:
<em>&quot;I&#039;m sorry that we got caught on national TV trying to put our uppity negro population in their rightful place! And just for clarification purposes; by <strong>rightful place</strong> I mean 6ft in the ground&quot;</em>
He&#039;s just plumb sorry about this whole mess. Now why don&#039;t we just have some apple cobbler and forget all this trouble, y&#039;hear?
...when you run that apology through Google Translate, you get:
<em>&quot;I&#039;m sorry that we got caught on national TV trying to put our uppity negro population in their rightful place! And just for clarification purposes; by <strong>rightful place</strong> I mean 6ft in the ground&quot;</em>
&quot;Pardon for us. WEEEHAWWW!&quot;
He&#039;ll be a great keynote speaker at the St. Louis County &amp; City Po-Po Academy seminar on the 900 pound gorilla, a.k.a., the media.
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I&#039;d rate it slightly better than a Steve Martin &quot;Well exCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!&quot;
Don&#039;t you realize those reports are <i>confidential</i>?