The Pope and Fidel Castro met in Havana for what was apparently a fun contest to see which octogenarian could be more passive-aggressive. Fidel was all, yeah mang, saw you on the teevee, then played dumb about why the Mass had changed since he was a child (presumably Castro is aware of the Church's liberalizing under Vatican II) and followed it with "so what does a Pope, you know, do?" Fidel, proud (former) head of an island nation of (nominal) Catholics is vaguely aware of your quaint little "church."
<i>Castro asked the pope why the Mass has changed since he was a child </i>
And what&#039;s with that &quot;fish on Fridays&quot; crap. First you have to eat it, then you don&#039;t. It&#039;s enough to make an old commie&#039;s head spin.
<i>The two men also spoke about world&rsquo;s problems, the environment, and cultural and religious difficulties.</i>
Right after the pope convinced Fidel that he was not his nurse, and, no, he didn&#039;t have his pudding.
Fidel? He&#039;s just zis guy, you know?
Hey, you sass that commie ex-dictator?
&ldquo;I&rsquo;m old, but I&rsquo;m still able to do my duties.&rdquo; Viagra.
<i>Castro asked the pope why the Mass has changed since he was a child </i>
And what&#039;s with that &quot;fish on Fridays&quot; crap. First you have to eat it, then you don&#039;t. It&#039;s enough to make an old commie&#039;s head spin.
You can make the case both their life&#039;s work has been screwing people but I&#039;d take Fidel&#039;s world over El Papa&#039;s.
No prob. The Curate for Papal Transport fetched the jewel-encrusted jumper cables.
and the bartender says, &quot;Hi, Mitt!&quot;