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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>The two men also spoke about world’s problems, the environment, and cultural and religious difficulties.</i>

Right after the pope convinced Fidel that he was not his nurse, and, no, he didn't have his pudding.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Fidel? He's just zis guy, you know?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hey, you sass that commie ex-dictator?

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ValiumNation's avatar

“I’m old, but I’m still able to do my duties.” Viagra.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Castro asked the pope why the Mass has changed since he was a child </i>

And what's with that "fish on Fridays" crap. First you have to eat it, then you don't. It's enough to make an old commie's head spin.

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chascates's avatar

You can make the case both their life's work has been screwing people but I'd take Fidel's world over El Papa's.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

No prob. The Curate for Papal Transport fetched the jewel-encrusted jumper cables.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

and the bartender says, "Hi, Mitt!"

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