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Vienna Woods's avatar

Craig Ferguson also thought she was nice in a "Sexy Librarian" way when she gave him honorary Alaskan citizenship back in 07 or something.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And now he has a sexually suggestive relationship with a robot skeleton...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jesus, I don't know who's more stupid, her or that caribou just standing there with shots going off around him.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Balls.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyy

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bobbert's avatar

How she got in her pajamas, ... wait.

Nevermind.

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bobbert's avatar

Nicely done.

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bobbert's avatar

Alternatively:

<i>Roses are red Violets are blue Palin, you suck And so <strike>do you</strike>is your face.</i>

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bobbert's avatar

Careful now. You don't want to be confused with Uncle Chuckles, the Elected Ungulate.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Honey Boo Boo is actually NOT a total indictment of American "exceptionalism"... Did I just blow your mind?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

They're starting to review the tapes. Feels kind of like a bad hangover I'm sure.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Couldn't have said it better meself.

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I thought it was Glenn Rice that got into her pajamas.

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weejee:

Watch it!

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Wasn't that the Inuit masseuse?

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chascates's avatar

The first thing she asks about the gun she is holding is "Does it kick"? Most guns kick, from a .223 on up. And the distance wasn't that far. The rifle should have been set up for a 200-yard shot I would assume so if she was shooting high she must have had the crosshairs way above the caribou's head.

That hunting party was more like the Ritz brothers than any actual hunters.

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