in celebration of this momentous day, I am going to go to my local supermarket, grab a scooter and ride up and down the liquor aisle. Whooping of course.
I am just sad we are not allowed to carry guns here.
I believe we're on the wrong track here. Here's my take. He is a domestic abuser and one night he wife knocked him out and cut of his balls. That's why he's on the scooter. He wife was declared innocent due to self-defense. When he was found guilty for battering, part of his punishment was to carry his former balls on whatever vehicle he used. They had to bronze them though to keep them from smelling the place. This is just the modern version of the Scarlett Letter.
Seems like there's room for a King Missle reference here, but I'm failing at bringing that remnant of middle school into the realm of political comedy/discourse/source of suicidal thoughts nearly 20 years later.
Detachable penis....
in celebration of this momentous day, I am going to go to my local supermarket, grab a scooter and ride up and down the liquor aisle. Whooping of course.
I am just sad we are not allowed to carry guns here.
I've been stuck at 87 for frickin' ever....
may you get to 100 P on your favorite wonkette day.
this is one fashion trend i wouldn't have seen coming from manhatten.
No bumper stickers to go with his pair? How disappointing.
I believe we're on the wrong track here. Here's my take. He is a domestic abuser and one night he wife knocked him out and cut of his balls. That's why he's on the scooter. He wife was declared innocent due to self-defense. When he was found guilty for battering, part of his punishment was to carry his former balls on whatever vehicle he used. They had to bronze them though to keep them from smelling the place. This is just the modern version of the Scarlett Letter.
He truly has balls of brass!
The photo is obviously staged. A real Amerikkkan would have rolls of fat bulging around the armrests.
Seems like there's room for a King Missle reference here, but I'm failing at bringing that remnant of middle school into the realm of political comedy/discourse/source of suicidal thoughts nearly 20 years later.