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Financial Collapse Transvestite-Porn Scandal Finally the Biggest Story In America

Ken Layne
Apr 23, 2010
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The funniest scandal of the Great Depression 2008-201? was this SEC guy fapping furiously to a transvestite porn site at work  while the Wall Street/America/Earth money scam was collapsing, in August 2008. In one three-week stretch, this unnamed Securities and Exchange Commission guy employed to police the nation's financial system went to porno sites 1,880 times. Too much? Don't judge! And now another 30 SEC employees -- including senior officials earning up to $222,000 a year -- have been investigated in this federal tranny-porn inquiry. How is this Chuck Grassley's fault?

The esteemed twitterer and senator requested the summary of the investigation last night, that's how! Fap fap fap.

 The Washington Post reports:  

A senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington admitted he sometimes spent as much as eight hours viewing pornography from his office computer, according to the report. The attorney’s computer ran out of space for the downloaded images, so he started storing them on CDs and DVDs that he stored in his office.

Uh, doing it wrong?

And weepy sleazebag wingnut Darrell Issa isoutragedabout this! How did liberals sneak this filth into America's Capitalist Church Headquarters? TheAtlantic Monthlywebsite, meanwhile, is getting a jump on what will surely be a thought-provoking cover story in, say, January of next year:  "Did Porn Cause the Financial Crisis?" [CNN ]

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