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Fortunate ?

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While brilliance may be relative, he's confusing it with influence.

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I've actually heard it called a narrative, but only in college Cultural History or Lit classes. Of course, some Xtians got butthurt because the Bible isn't Literature, it's FACT.

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The Lord helps those who help themselves.

And some joker helped himself to six hundred iron men that weekend...

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If he lusted after her in his heart then he did it - even if they didn't "do it."

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So what do you call someone who doesn't believe in Bill?

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Speaking for myself, here on Wonkette I have only mocked Thomas Equinas.

And that was after the told me to bet Elmers in the 5th at Pimlico.

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When is he going to run out of nails?

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I saw that Michael Vick wanted Gino Smith's #7.

Why doesn't Vick wear the number he had at Kansas? 33765-183.

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<i>Christ, you know it ain't easy.....</i>

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You can't explain it.

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Herod didn't try to put false idols in the Temple.

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I'm sure Mary Magdalene would give him hers.

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Antipitter, Antipater.

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"He wants to do whatever he wants...If it’s commit adultery, he wants to be able to do that."

Finally Bull O'Really? gets around to something he has personal experience with!

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Bull - When you ride in the car do you have to stand on the dashboard?

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