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Chris Grrr's avatar

Fortunate ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

While brilliance may be relative, he's confusing it with influence.

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The Quirk's avatar

I've actually heard it called a narrative, but only in college Cultural History or Lit classes. Of course, some Xtians got butthurt because the Bible isn't Literature, it's FACT.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The Lord helps those who help themselves.

And some joker helped himself to six hundred iron men that weekend...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If he lusted after her in his heart then he did it - even if they didn't "do it."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So what do you call someone who doesn't believe in Bill?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Speaking for myself, here on Wonkette I have only mocked Thomas Equinas.

And that was after the told me to bet Elmers in the 5th at Pimlico.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

When is he going to run out of nails?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I saw that Michael Vick wanted Gino Smith's #7.

Why doesn't Vick wear the number he had at Kansas? 33765-183.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Christ, you know it ain't easy.....</i>

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chascates's avatar

You can't explain it.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Herod didn't try to put false idols in the Temple.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm sure Mary Magdalene would give him hers.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Antipitter, Antipater.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"He wants to do whatever he wants...If it’s commit adultery, he wants to be able to do that."

Finally Bull O'Really? gets around to something he has personal experience with!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Bull - When you ride in the car do you have to stand on the dashboard?

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