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We share forum memberships with Breitbart and Big Government through intensedebate. That's why they're always over here cruising for validation instead of pestering Media Matters or Kos.

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Gah, you're probably right. Fuck.

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can i haz az service memorial liveblogs?

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Um....Democrat Plantation?

You know the president's black, right?

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(Unless liveblogging a memorial service is too irreverent even for us.)

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Exploratory committee? Sounds like a bunch of incompetent doctors wanting to stick the fingers in your ass to look for polyps...all at the same time.

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God explained in pretty clear terms how we should behave toward each other -- be nice, feed the poor, greed is bad. But Repubicans who follow Reaganism do the opposite. Ergo, Reagan is more powerful than God.

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there's a pillsbury doughboy joke somewhere in there.

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Important questions for the candidate.

Where is your flag pin? How many guns do you own? How many Reagan books have you read? How times do think of Reagan every day? Reagan, God or Prophet? Discuss!

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