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Fire Balls!
* No tale is more tragic than that of the lawmaker who lost his house. [ The Hill ]
* Iran has all these missiles and they're just waiting, finger on the button, to turn Europe, Israel, and who knows, probably Guatemala and whoever else into craters. [ WP ]
* But if waterboarding is illegal, then how can we have fun with our Arab friends at the pool? [ NYT ]
* Candidates take money from toddlers. [ WP ]
* 100% of the country loves Hillary Clinton, so much they even love her fuck ups, a Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg poll of Jews, film execs and women has found. [ Politico ]
* Hey, remember that time the federal government let an entire city get wiped off the face of the earth? That's not going to happen in Orange County. [ NYT ]