Black folks have been enslaved, discriminated against, forced to use separate water fountains, and so many other things over the course of American history, but whew, that's all over, so there are some white people who would like to get to the REAL racial issue of our day, which is why can't white people say the word "nigger"? UNFAIR! Tom Burlington was a news anchor for WTXF, the Fox affiliate in Philadelphia, and he
As a white person, I have to admit, I so want to say the n-word. It's unfair that we can't say it, even without malice, and not be castigated. I struggle to keep from saying the word. It burns my tongue to hold it in. Fuck it! I'm just going to say it - NORWEGIAN! Damn, that felt good.
Screw those Norwegians, with their ridiculously white skin and impeccable manners. What kind of people eat rotted fish. It's sick I tell you! Yeah, they seem all friendly and nice but you know they're hiding something. The goddamn Norwegians can go fuck themselves.
Oh wait, you didn't think I was talking about the other n-word, did you? Hell no! Anybody using that horrible word as a matter of principle would have to be a stupid twat.
Pay for the privilege, like all the other suckers! "Kirby Delauter" forever!Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter /huge evil grin, insert here--->
Gangsta and homie, also too.
Lol, silly kitty.
I do that, too. It's weird that the hovering often fails to work but the inadvertent autoupcaret works like a charm every damn time.
Funny how deeply stupid and devoid of empathy tend to coexist in the same individuals.
We buy Niger seeds to feed the birds, but the latest bag had a different name on it. Made me chuckle.
You obsess and deny your true feelings about the things you secretly desire. Relax, lube up, use protection, take it like a mare. We don't judge.
It's actually "sinneck dokies," but I get your point.
Wha?
As a white person, I have to admit, I so want to say the n-word. It's unfair that we can't say it, even without malice, and not be castigated. I struggle to keep from saying the word. It burns my tongue to hold it in. Fuck it! I'm just going to say it - NORWEGIAN! Damn, that felt good.
Screw those Norwegians, with their ridiculously white skin and impeccable manners. What kind of people eat rotted fish. It's sick I tell you! Yeah, they seem all friendly and nice but you know they're hiding something. The goddamn Norwegians can go fuck themselves.
Oh wait, you didn't think I was talking about the other n-word, did you? Hell no! Anybody using that horrible word as a matter of principle would have to be a stupid twat.
Lutefisk libel!
There is nothing I can say that would libel lutefisk more than lutefisk itself.
How DARE you?! ];->
Pay for the privilege, like all the other suckers! "Kirby Delauter" forever!Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter /huge evil grin, insert here--->
I want a heapin' helpin' of what the fuck ever you're smokin', dude! Oh, yeah!
The power of Cthlulu compels you!
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