37 Comments

I've noticed that ... I think stress makes people feel warm, or at least it makes them sweat. Much like taking off your coat & tie in the office, and rolling up your sleeves, when things get "hot".

Anyhoo, a nice contrast to what happened to the bus driver in Ala-blamma.

Expand full comment

<i>Jarts?</i> You be olde!

(My father took ours away, because we were finding vastly more entertaining ways to play with them.)

Expand full comment

See, that's where you're wrong. One background check lets you buy as many guns as you can from that dealer, as far as I know. That's the grotesque beauty of our current gun laws. FREEEDUMB!! I used to work with a guy who bought literally 50,000 rounds of various types of ammunition in 2009/10 and had the ATF show up at his house to question him. When they asked to come in, he said hell no, please get off my property. It's good to be a redneck when the ATF come's a-knockin'

Expand full comment

Are there no think tanks? No tenured positions at for-profit wingnut universities?

Expand full comment

Probably not in the way he told himself he intended when rationalizing his choice.

Expand full comment

Jeez -- what a monstrous dick. Did he suggest that the fraction 3/5 might be useful?

Expand full comment

To be fair, this is tinseltown, where alerting the potential victims is considered a spoiler.

Expand full comment

Geneva Convention libelz!

Expand full comment

But if me and one other black guy get together, we'd add up to 6/5 which is enough to qualify. I'm a problem solver, man.

Expand full comment

Trying to elude the cops, by driving a yellow school bus across open desert. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Expand full comment

They'd be more like a WWF battle royale, where the tanager eventually gets hit over the head with a folding chair.

Expand full comment

<i>Special "I'm the Victim" Unit</i>

Expand full comment

It's gonna feel good to have a(nother) criminal stereotype that I fit the bery general description of. Cool. Like when that black guy shot a judge and broke out the courthouse in Atlanta, that day I just went home, closed the blinds and stayed inside until they caught the dude. Safer that way when the suspect looks like he could be your cousin.

Expand full comment

Oh, I don't know, maybe I'd be the change I want to see in the world, or something.

Expand full comment

Obviously, it's entirely the LAPD's fault no woman will allow the nice murderer man to inseminate her.

Expand full comment

Honey badger ain't gonna catch no wolf, because honey badger doesn't give a shit about wolves.

Expand full comment