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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The rod is useless because the Chicken of Ceaseless Copulating has already gotten to them.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Transcript log or GTFO...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I've read those things about him on the internet. More than once.

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chascates's avatar

He and Ted Nugent should go on a concert tour. To Afghanistan, Somalia, and Pakistan, for starters.

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bobbert's avatar

My kids have used "hella" for hella ever.

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bobbert's avatar

ENGORGED WITH BRADLEE!!!

eww, I just disgusted myself.

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bobbert's avatar

I'd like to know when he stopped beating off.

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bobbert's avatar

Ah, the Broom Handle of Correction.

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bobbert's avatar

There are things that man was not meant to know.

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bobbert's avatar

That is, indeed, a sternly-written letter.

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bobbert's avatar

I refuse to think about Bradlee Dean Sausage.

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bobbert's avatar

Breaking new legal ground with the "No class action lawsuit".

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bobbert's avatar

Chicken LIBELZ!

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bobbert's avatar

Assumes facts not in evidence.

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bobbert's avatar

I hadn't really noticed that. It's just a letter threatening a threatening letter from a lawyer.

That's almost meta.

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bobbert's avatar

That is a classic of the genre.

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