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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The rod is useless because the Chicken of Ceaseless Copulating has already gotten to them.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Transcript log or GTFO...

Chris Grrr's avatar

I've read those things about him on the internet. More than once.

chascates's avatar

He and Ted Nugent should go on a concert tour. To Afghanistan, Somalia, and Pakistan, for starters.

bobbert's avatar

My kids have used "hella" for hella ever.

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ENGORGED WITH BRADLEE!!!

eww, I just disgusted myself.

bobbert's avatar

I'd like to know when he stopped beating off.

bobbert's avatar

Ah, the Broom Handle of Correction.

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There are things that man was not meant to know.

bobbert's avatar

That is, indeed, a sternly-written letter.

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I refuse to think about Bradlee Dean Sausage.

bobbert's avatar

Breaking new legal ground with the "No class action lawsuit".

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Assumes facts not in evidence.

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I hadn't really noticed that. It's just a letter threatening a threatening letter from a lawyer.

That's almost meta.

bobbert's avatar

That is a classic of the genre.