First Lady Roll Out
* Dan Bartlett is having a hard time finding himself a job, which is a shock. [ WP ]
* Barry Obama is going to find himself some Jesus. [ WP ]
* Candidates are looking for new groups of people to suck the life out of. [ Politico ]
* Republicans strive hard for rock bottom. [ Roll Call ]
* Laura Bush knows a demagogue when she sees one because, you know, she's had a lot of practice. [ The Hill ]
* When he was running Arkansas, Mike Huckabee would, from time to time, spend money on something other than killing people, and this apparently has Republicans concerned. [ WT ]