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theCryptofishist's avatar

And where do you stand on the Marmite vs. Vegimite question.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Who's Judas?

Or is that one of those "AOT,K" questions?

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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

Poor Ben, he's fading from the limelight. He's so small he could sit on a cigarette paper and swing his legs.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Fill in the blank:

Ben Carson is the ___________________ of God bothering.

I'll start. Jascha Heifetz

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bluicebank's avatar

Well until he uses the phrase "smoke filled room" AND apologizes to Big Pyramid, no one's gonna listen to the crazy man on the street with a scalpel.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Well I had to reach for the napkins to clean the coffee off my screen after reading that headline!

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whitroth's avatar

Please, please, let it be true, the dream ticket for 2016: Trump/Carson, Independent....

mark

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doktorzoom's avatar

Lithium is no longer available on credit.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Oooooooooh yeah!

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SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

Ben "Koala" Carson.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

I feel like the only possible fallout from this, if it REALLY came to pass would be the end of the GOP. The end of their lame attempts to appeal to a broad audience, and only the empowerment of the severely rightwing Tea Part ideology, all the way to even extremism. Trumps most horrible power is that he seems to embolden racism, xenophobia, religious intolerance, masochism and hatred in his followers. They're coming out of the woodwork and actually trying to say this shit is OK, when we've fought as a society to try and teach this garbage out over years or even generations. Maybe the saddest thing is we thought it was finally going away, and this fuckface shows us who many in the nation truly are.

At this point there is no one, NO ONE on the right powerful enough to handle this guy. First it was the Tea Party. Now Trump. I guess the lucky thing is there's no one left to sell their souls to.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They run anybody but Trump and he stays out of it. Hillary still wins. Just by a closer margin. And the Rebs don't lose as many Senate seats.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Notice how Carson's line since Nov. 1 is the mirror-image of Trump's. The dolts who supported Carson are going over to Trump, because dolts.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Those submarines are gonna get him after all.

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Gerald Parks's avatar

The GOP is going the way of The Whig Party ...lead by a guy with a really bad comb over!

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doktorzoom's avatar

Except for the evangelist dolts, who are going to Cruz

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