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Also too it’s just about rules for how you do things in Congress. They’re in Congress. They already know all about this stuff. It’s not like if I suddenly had to read about fucking trigonometry or something. #MathHater

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No. It needs to get a little more like this, this is great, and then it will be science-fiction! 😍

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She’s going to be on Colbert on Thursday night after the vote. He should present her with a peach pie. 😄🍑

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Conspiracy theories about getting nude photos of trump!🤮🤮🤮

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Bunch of people on the TV said in the Senate they can vote that he did wrong but not vote to remove. If I understood that correctly. Oh I wonder if that Ken Starr’s lesser response.

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Tsk. Trump studying? I'm sure he used it for ambience.

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DJT and his mom have the same problems with their hair.

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Well, I actually can imagine how it would be. Because I am in the imagining nice things business. It’s wrapped up by the end of the year because things that have the same impact as The Treason Phone Call keep happening. And there comes a point where the GOP senators get together and say no I’m not supporting this guy in the trial. And then Trump after five days of intense tantruming and freaking out, resigns. And then continues tantruming on Twitter. 😌

🎶 It’s Beginning to Look A Lot like Watergate 🎶

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They could strategically paint over parts of MAGA to make it say "Make America Eat In!"

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Me neither, but I haven’t read the article yet. Because I know it will make me go crazy with rage.

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Exactly.

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😂🤣😂🤣 “Turdgoblin“. I thought you were going to say it was Halloween for US ever since Trump was elected. I guess that goes without saying.

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You sure you didn't join just for the jokes?

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When I was a nanny, I made up an alternate version to sing when we went out for neighbourhood walks:

Get your stroller running,Head out on the sidewalk,Looking for adventure,Or whatever comes our way.Hey darling gonna make it happen,Take the world in a love embrace,Eat all of your buns at once and,Explode into spaa-aa-ace...Born to be wild!!

He also really like my song about firetrucks, set to the Spiderman theme, but that's a story for another day...

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Chaffetz is one of the few people to be a valid contender against Nunes and Gohmert for the title Dumbest Bilge Scraping in Congress.

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Hell, I'd choose either one, and I'm a guy.

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