You will forgive us if we at first did not realize the importance of Perfesser Journalism Betsy Rothstein's REALLY MAD column in Fishbowl DC about how Tammy Haddad's White House Correspondence Dinner brunch is so stupid, and everybody hates it, like, all the people she interviewed about how they are mad they did not get invited this year were trying NOT to get invited it is so crowded nobody goes there anymore.
If the White House Correspondents Dinner weren&#039;t already the best imaginable example of a circle jerk or dogs sniffing each others&#039; butts, a pre-party for it would be even more exemplary. Not sure what a blog comment on an article about an article about the pre-partyy is...except <i>way</i> too meta.
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence: that she has ANY kind of soul is really stretching the bounds of reality, let alone a &#039;journalistic&#039; one
Gee, I simply cannot imagine why Ms. Rothstein&#039;s presence would make anyone &quot;uncomfortable&quot;. I thought being a obnoxious boor was the new thing to do.
If the White House Correspondents Dinner weren&#039;t already the best imaginable example of a circle jerk or dogs sniffing each others&#039; butts, a pre-party for it would be even more exemplary. Not sure what a blog comment on an article about an article about the pre-partyy is...except <i>way</i> too meta.
Depends. Was there a stripper pole?
Even by Yahoo standards, this is dreck. (And think about <i>that</i> for a moment!)
Sounds to me like you nailed it already.
In Russia?
At least she got someone to vastly overpay.
&quot;Cat Fight at Cougar Party&quot; would have been the perfect headline.
Zing!
Dear Betsy: You&#039;ll get invited to the grown-up&#039;s party, WHEN YOU FUCKING GROW UP. Check back in 10 years.
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence: that she has ANY kind of soul is really stretching the bounds of reality, let alone a &#039;journalistic&#039; one
Speaking of parties, I was late to this one. <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/BIDENSEXYBACK_zpsd80d386c.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/denniver...">http://i1115.photobucket.co...
(Sorry, I missed the contest.)
<i>we were an unprofessional drunk</i>
Now that&#039;s just plain mean. You&#039;re obviously a very professional drunk.
Journalism&#039;s death march continues.
Was this a brunch or an after-prom party?
Gee, I simply cannot imagine why Ms. Rothstein&#039;s presence would make anyone &quot;uncomfortable&quot;. I thought being a obnoxious boor was the new thing to do.
&quot;the greater good &quot;of &quot;going to the party&quot; Two phrases that really don&#039;t go together