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Shypixel's avatar

Tucker Carlson is unquestionably a serial child rapist?

Betsy Rothstein lets dogs lick peanut butter off of her labia?

Putting question marks after libelous statements makes them OK?

Am I doing it right?

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Shypixel's avatar

It helps if you stack them like Russian Nesting Dolls, with the largest, Rush, on the outside. They are all empty and hollow, so they should fit into each other...

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Shypixel's avatar

You never pick the guy with the bow tie for your team. Ever.

I don't care what sport you are playing, or even if it is a non-sport sport, like fishing, or NASCAR.

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Shypixel's avatar

*When she wakes up, let her know that I thought this was hilarious*

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I seriously doubt Betsy Rothstein keeps much company.

I'm betting they get the Hell outta there just as fast as they can, putting on their shoes as they hop down the front steps.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

ISWYDT.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or feel it from behind in New York

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

especially if it's Will

he throws like a girl

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

who is representing Betsy, Cody A. Fitch?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he claims to, then again he also claims to know a lot about civics and economics and...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

That picture will haunt me for years.

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