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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Floriduh people voted the GOPers in and they were probably responsible for the virii.

After all, is there really that much evil in the world for which the GOP is not responsible?

LegionOfDo's avatar

I think people should be free to fly the confederate flag if they so choose, as long as I am free to believe they are racist hicks for doing so.

eddi_TBH's avatar

There should never be a law about displaying ANY flag. With the exception of display on public/government property. There they should ban all flags. Solves the problem.

eddi_TBH's avatar

No control of the drunks after they leave. Not his problem, realistically, any more than any other bar owner. But the problem is there.

eddi_TBH's avatar

That was a place in Salem, OR. Short drive from an indoor shooting range. Both closed for years now. Not enough business at the range.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Mr. Correspondent, sir, you missed the Pasco County man arrested for lobbing a grenade into his neighbor's backyard, after the neighbor asked him to trim the tree branches hanging over his fence.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

termite-infested subdivision somewhere outside of Lakeland. My high school libel!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe he'll wonder if his is loaded, and check it Florida-style.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Come for the sharks, stay for the flatworms?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Same plot as JAWS, but with the dramatic music and the excitement.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Never ever thought you would be saying that, did you?

dshwa's avatar

Yes, large (overcompensating) flag man, you must make sure there's an appreciation and understanding for white southerners. Because obviously that never happens in the south.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

A 55-gallon drum and a fire pump would be your friends here.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I was thinking 'stings' myself.

Lot_49's avatar

Wow. I miss that too, and never even saw it.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Come on up to the beaches of North Carolina. We have not had any cases of flesh eating bacteria in a few years. We gots sharks, but we are keeping that under our hats.