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Governing for the Soon To Be DeceasedFIFY

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He should realize that when the Everglades start flooding those Burmese pythons are going to be pissed.

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“atmospheric reemployment.” Jerb creators.

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Billy was a mountain

[Ethel was a tree]

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clever! . . . i once saw an Oldsmobile Toronado with the plate 'AJAX'

[it was white]

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i tell you once.i tell you twice.what i tell you three times must be true.

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Just the place for a snark!

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Stronger than dirt!

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I do love me some free-range preacher...

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In retrospect, Disney's much-missed 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Ride was awfully prescient.

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"I know we have to worry about that as far as what it’s going to impact our infrastructure.”

In Florida, the ground beneath your feet is "infrastructure"?

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Stay put . . . that's beachfront property for your grandkids.

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Still haven't seen anything to beat the Chevy Vega with "A LYRAE" on the plates.

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bugs is one of my heroes. nobody got over on bugs, he explained cartoon physics, and looked damn fine in a sundress. all admirable qualities.

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the only critter that it is more humane to have caged.

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being a 4th generation native,I hope to live long enough to see the condos on the beach front topple into the Atlantic. I think that jeebus guy warned against building on shifting sands. during a good hurricane the ocean will go inland several thousand feet from the normal high tide line. the concrete seawalls get washed away. homes disappear, torn down or washed out to sea. with a continuing rise in sea level eventually the Atlantic and the Intercoastal waterway will meet, flooding the width of several miles of land presently separating the two. it will be a glorious sight. hopefully the unwelcome interlopers will lose everything they own and scramble back to the appalachians or where ever they came from.

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