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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Governing for the Soon To Be DeceasedFIFY

chascates's avatar

He should realize that when the Everglades start flooding those Burmese pythons are going to be pissed.

say wha's avatar

“atmospheric reemployment.” Jerb creators.

willi0000000's avatar

Billy was a mountain

[Ethel was a tree]

willi0000000's avatar

clever! . . . i once saw an Oldsmobile Toronado with the plate 'AJAX'

[it was white]

willi0000000's avatar

i tell you once.i tell you twice.what i tell you three times must be true.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Just the place for a snark!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I do love me some free-range preacher...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

In retrospect, Disney's much-missed 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Ride was awfully prescient.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I know we have to worry about that as far as what it’s going to impact our infrastructure.”

In Florida, the ground beneath your feet is "infrastructure"?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Stay put . . . that's beachfront property for your grandkids.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Still haven't seen anything to beat the Chevy Vega with "A LYRAE" on the plates.

handyhippie65's avatar

bugs is one of my heroes. nobody got over on bugs, he explained cartoon physics, and looked damn fine in a sundress. all admirable qualities.

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the only critter that it is more humane to have caged.

blaid droog's avatar

being a 4th generation native,I hope to live long enough to see the condos on the beach front topple into the Atlantic. I think that jeebus guy warned against building on shifting sands. during a good hurricane the ocean will go inland several thousand feet from the normal high tide line. the concrete seawalls get washed away. homes disappear, torn down or washed out to sea. with a continuing rise in sea level eventually the Atlantic and the Intercoastal waterway will meet, flooding the width of several miles of land presently separating the two. it will be a glorious sight. hopefully the unwelcome interlopers will lose everything they own and scramble back to the appalachians or where ever they came from.