If there is one thing we know about Jesus it is that he sure loves sending symbols of himself on pieces of toast, marmite lids , floorboards and other unusual places for no apparent reason.
No, god did this silly man! He can turn shit into the sign of a torturous way of death to brighten your day. He can't heal your dying friend, but he can leave stains to help you feel better about.
<rebecca says,="" “buttholes="" should="" be="" round.”="">!!!!1!!!Body-shamer!!!!!!!!1You and your vicious HATERS are DISENFRANCHISING and MARGANALIZING the whole population of us with square, triangular, or 'otherwisely-shaped' (the preferred term) disposal orifices (ibid)! #osdomatter
Whenever I'm having bad times, the church tells me to say "Get behind me, Satan". It never seems to work. Today I was told that no matter what happens that it's God's plan. Whenever I ask what that plan is, no one can give me an answer. If I punch them in the face, is that God's plan and will the police believe it?
both sick and bad, not art
Meanwhile, another airliner has gone down. But you gotta admit, this seems like pretty compelling evidence.
No, god did this silly man! He can turn shit into the sign of a torturous way of death to brighten your day. He can't heal your dying friend, but he can leave stains to help you feel better about.
Seems like if god really loved that parent he'd have left a shit stain of Jesus's face.
<rebecca says,="" “buttholes="" should="" be="" round.”="">!!!!1!!!Body-shamer!!!!!!!!1You and your vicious HATERS are DISENFRANCHISING and MARGANALIZING the whole population of us with square, triangular, or 'otherwisely-shaped' (the preferred term) disposal orifices (ibid)! #osdomatter
And, lo, on the following day, Katy did change the diaper and see the divine message, "It's spelled baby's, asshole!"
Didn't Mapplethorpe try doing something like this with urine and Jesse Helms had a cow about it?
I'm never sure whether " Get behind me Satan," means "I've got no time for you, Satan," or "You got my back, right, Satan?"
My first thought was that it was the shadow of an airplane.
I'm certain that mom will show the actual diaper, after it's been stored in a zip loc bag for 18 years.
Whenever I'm having bad times, the church tells me to say "Get behind me, Satan". It never seems to work. Today I was told that no matter what happens that it's God's plan. Whenever I ask what that plan is, no one can give me an answer. If I punch them in the face, is that God's plan and will the police believe it?
No more Arby's for me.....ever!
Required reading for anyone entering a retirement home.
Feces Christ?
Heaven is Real 3: Hot Cross Buns
I always thought the Jesus ressurection story was a load of shit, now this confirms it