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both sick and bad, not art

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Meanwhile, another airliner has gone down. But you gotta admit, this seems like pretty compelling evidence.

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No, god did this silly man! He can turn shit into the sign of a torturous way of death to brighten your day. He can't heal your dying friend, but he can leave stains to help you feel better about.

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Seems like if god really loved that parent he'd have left a shit stain of Jesus's face.

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<rebecca says,="" “buttholes="" should="" be="" round.”="">!!!!1!!!Body-shamer!!!!!!!!1You and your vicious HATERS are DISENFRANCHISING and MARGANALIZING the whole population of us with square, triangular, or 'otherwisely-shaped' (the preferred term) disposal orifices (ibid)! #osdomatter

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And, lo, on the following day, Katy did change the diaper and see the divine message, "It's spelled baby's, asshole!"

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Didn't Mapplethorpe try doing something like this with urine and Jesse Helms had a cow about it?

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I'm never sure whether " Get behind me Satan," means "I've got no time for you, Satan," or "You got my back, right, Satan?"

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My first thought was that it was the shadow of an airplane.

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I'm certain that mom will show the actual diaper, after it's been stored in a zip loc bag for 18 years.

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Whenever I'm having bad times, the church tells me to say "Get behind me, Satan". It never seems to work. Today I was told that no matter what happens that it's God's plan. Whenever I ask what that plan is, no one can give me an answer. If I punch them in the face, is that God's plan and will the police believe it?

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No more Arby's for me.....ever!

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Required reading for anyone entering a retirement home.

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Feces Christ?

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Heaven is Real 3: Hot Cross Buns

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I always thought the Jesus ressurection story was a load of shit, now this confirms it

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