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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So long as he drowns, I don't give a damn what they do with his corpse. Letting it float out to sea would be appropriate, if it really matters.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Then there was<a href="http:\/\/blog.everythingdinosaur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/deinocheirus_claws_web.jpg" target="_blank"> this beast. </a> Nobody knows what the rest of him looked like, but you can't blame Noah for not rounding up a pair.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Unfortunately, there will be a bit of it left, stocked with residual fucknuts and still armed with two senators. On the bright side, not so many electoral votes . . . although the refugee Floridolts will still be voting in other states.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hah. They'll just buy new property on the new coastlines. And you can be sure the taxpayers will cough up the money for the move.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And an equal appreciation for what's about to happen to them.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This has all the trademarks of a Southern Poverty Law Center / ACORN psyops program. FALSE FLAG! Think about it, sheeple.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

WERE YOU THERE?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Climate scientists are inveterate hoaxers whose "find" global warming to get grant money. Oil company scientists, on the other hand, are courageous voices speaking truth to power.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/morning-joe\/obama-climate-change-science" target="_blank">Bamz says</a> he intends to take on the deniers more strongly in the remaining portion of his presidency. A little late, but better than ignoring the problem, or derping reasons that it doesn't exist like so many fucknutz of the right. Really wishing things turned out differently with Gore's bid for the WH.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Change happens all the time. I just changed my underwear this morning. Do Democrats think the federal government should do something to stop that?" -Rep Jeff Miller

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

All I heard was: "I am too ignorant to hold elected office."

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