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Unfortunately, asshole cops never have to pay a dime in these cases - and they know it. Saleh might win millions, but it's all taxpayer money.

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Obviously George Zimmerman finally became a cop!

That's it! Miami Gardens is out of the running for Happiest Place on Earth. Orlando keeps the crown.

Zero tolerance doesn't mean zero evidence. OH WAIT! You said Florida? Never mind.

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Don't Harass Me, Bro!

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It would be difficult to tell the difference between "loitering" and the usual behavior of our employees.

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Look for Saleh or his employees to be "accidentally" shot by police some time in the near future.

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Don't Taze me, bro!

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Arrested for Working While Black.

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He should call Bob Woodward!

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How does this "loitering at work" thing go? I'd like to make a citizen's arrest of my asswipe boss. His entire day consists of what can only be described as paid loitering.

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