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Unfortunately, asshole cops never have to pay a dime in these cases - and they know it. Saleh might win millions, but it's all taxpayer money.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously George Zimmerman finally became a cop!

That's it! Miami Gardens is out of the running for Happiest Place on Earth. Orlando keeps the crown.

Zero tolerance doesn't mean zero evidence. OH WAIT! You said Florida? Never mind.

The Quirk's avatar

Don't Harass Me, Bro!

The Quirk's avatar

It would be difficult to tell the difference between "loitering" and the usual behavior of our employees.

The Quirk's avatar

Look for Saleh or his employees to be "accidentally" shot by police some time in the near future.

diogenez's avatar

Don't Taze me, bro!

chascates's avatar

Arrested for Working While Black.

diogenez's avatar

He should call Bob Woodward!

PubOption's avatar

Sounds familiar <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dy9URkLFI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Joshua Norton's avatar

How does this "loitering at work" thing go? I'd like to make a citizen's arrest of my asswipe boss. His entire day consists of what can only be described as paid loitering.