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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

So this week in Florida so far we've got drunken frat boys insulting disabled vets, spitting on them and pissing on the flag alongside the tale of star-crossed lovers starring a bull and a very willing police cruiser? That's probably still a normal week in Florida...

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

That picture was taken from the last Palin family reunion...

$136050197's avatar

The Jewish frat at FSU was A E Pi. They always had the best dope. Goys ruin everything.

SterWonk's avatar

Florida, so Allen West?

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

I'm guessing they were white? Too much rap music, not enough work ethic...

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

No commander necessary, it worked out fine in Lord of the Flies.

default's avatar

These frat boys will soon become the Florida republican brain trust.

data_ninja's avatar

I was an RA back in the ol' college days, and I had way more negative run-ins with frat boys than positive ones. Leaving drunk girls off at the check in desk (they were 'done' with them, I assumed), the constants lies of "we don't haze!", and all of the stupid debauchery that existed around pledge week (and general recruiting). I didn't hear many bad things about the professional frats, such as the ones belonging to teachers (resume padding) or engineers (fun project building). But the ones that were directly located on campus were pretty bad, and somehow the ones located off campus were worse. Except the Triangle house. Those nerds were cool.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

We had a Kennedy at UNM, there may have been a distaff Bush or Romeny that was too stupid to even buy his way into an Ivy.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Maybe they should tighten up their rules for membership a bit. If all you require for membership is the ability get near alcohol poisoning, memorizing a dumb song, and getting a jellybean inserted in your anus by another pledge...it kinda opens the doors to all sorts of social reprobates. Frats are stoopid anyway.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Perhaps we should create a new frat for them called, Thigh Smegma Tampon.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

took our rightful places as leaders of assclowns in government and industry? FTFY

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

except wrong shade or humanity I'd imagine ...

LipTherapy's avatar

I have zero Fuchs to give!