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It's a door, which part of a fucking <i>building</i>, asshole. <i>Somebody</i> has to own it.

The stupid is strong in this one.

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Reality is an elitist liberal conspiracy not ordained by God.

FIFY

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Property is theft!

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Shamelessness Shale Sands

There are so many massive reserves of foolishness right here in America that to this day have remained undiscovered. WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT!

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And, of course, some blind shrimp.

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There you go again, you fact- and information-worshiper. You probably even believe in scientific principles.

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This being Floriduh, he's just lucky that nobody inside felt threatened enough to stand their ground.

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Apparently, despite the donut hole being drawn closed, <em>somebody</em> still can't afford their meds.

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Somebody's never been to Arizona...

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No, political donations are not deductible.

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My ex-wife lives in Naples.

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Enough politics, I'm going to Home Depot to pick up some new doors. I figure the price on unowned merch has to be good.

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