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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a door, which part of a fucking <i>building</i>, asshole. <i>Somebody</i> has to own it.

The stupid is strong in this one.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Reality is an elitist liberal conspiracy not ordained by God.

FIFY

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PubOption's avatar

Property is theft!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shamelessness Shale Sands

There are so many massive reserves of foolishness right here in America that to this day have remained undiscovered. WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT!

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bobbert's avatar

And, of course, some blind shrimp.

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PsycWench's avatar

There you go again, you fact- and information-worshiper. You probably even believe in scientific principles.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This being Floriduh, he's just lucky that nobody inside felt threatened enough to stand their ground.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently, despite the donut hole being drawn closed, <em>somebody</em> still can't afford their meds.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Somebody's never been to Arizona...

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SullivanSt's avatar

No, political donations are not deductible.

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Lot_49's avatar

My ex-wife lives in Naples.

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PsycWench's avatar

Enough politics, I'm going to Home Depot to pick up some new doors. I figure the price on unowned merch has to be good.

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