In keeping with the hallowed conservative tradition of saying incredibly dumb stuff on Martin Luther King Day (really, why should it be any different from any other day?), a candidate for the Florida House of Representatives took the opportunity Monday to go on the
Maybe Sean Hannity can <strike>bunk with</strike> house him while <strike>he&rsquo;s house-</strike> they&#039;re bunker hunting.
Has Sarah Palin come to his rescue yet?
The Secret Service will Harry him sore.
As Patton Oswalt has pointed out, Florida is NOT America&#039;s Dick&trade;. Florida is America&#039;s unwashed scrotum.
Christ, I hope my Obama-Death-Fantasizing boss doesn&#039;t hear about this.
And Alaska is uppeh-yoU-eSs.
Maybe Sean Hannity can <strike>bunk with</strike> house him while <strike>he&rsquo;s house-</strike> they&#039;re bunker hunting.
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When we&#039;re not whoring around in South America, and then refusing to pay.
It seems incredible that a putatively blah man would say &quot;Everything we say sounds like spears.&quot;
Maybe he&#039;s referring to Brittnee or however she spells it.
I kinda hope Mr. Black decides to canvas in George Zimmerman&#039;s neighborhood.
Cuz they may have a lot in common.
Thumbs up for the Best in Show reference!
Is there any way we can determine whether Florida or Arizona is the most fucked-up state in the nation?
Road trip time for the Secret Service, to Florida - in January - NICE! A Mr. Black has some &#039;splainin&#039; to do.
Fuck Florida.
Given an infinite number of Floridians and sufficient time, the quantity of stupid in the universe could be proven to be without limit.
<i>Execution is the appropriate punishment for traitors. #BenedictArnold #ReadAmericanHistory&rdquo;</i>
#shitthatneverhappened
Florida? Never heard of it. Sounds Messican.