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Maybe's avatar

So Soros controls Italians? Am I understanding the conspiracy correctly?

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

"I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress." That's a French brand. She's trying to throw us off the trail. She could have rapped "Versace dress." Innnnteresting....

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Maybe's avatar

Just be sure to get the British version. The American version is basically sugar.

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Their potluck suppers are killer.

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

"Bottomless soup." Does that mean you don't have to wear pants at Olive Garden?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Q does that on the regular, they never catch on.

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lurch394's avatar

Since Laura Nyro was a quarter Italian, I too want to know. Since she was three-quarters Jewish, Soros has to be involved! You actually made a better case for Patti being Scottish.

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lurch394's avatar

"Your father never trusted Hyman Roth." Would Frankie Five Angels lie to you?

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I can't believe the Satanists could operate in Bama.

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Mojitos. Thanks, Cuba.

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Even better, Laura was godmother to Patti's son.

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lurch394's avatar

Well, we never saw Tony Clifton and Andy Kaufman together, so there's that.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

♫ If you liked it, then you should've left some bread crumbs... ♫

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Also too, Pam Grier is Swedish.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Just wait until KW Miller finds out about Don Cornelius!

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