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BarackMyWorld's avatar

At least we were spared the embarrassing detail of if they ever said cliched sitcomy stuff stuff like "I'll be the judge of that" or "who am I to judge" to each other during those sexytime phone calls.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Obviously, this woman is turned on by oral arguments.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Dan Marino?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those sinkholes go deeper than you thought

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Lot_49's avatar

And then she got a real tongue lashing from the bar association.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

There's a definition of "ex parte communication" they didn't cover in law school.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>... she protested about how this whole thing had been really hard on her.</i> And here I thought she liked hard things. (Yes, I'm secretly a 12-year-old boy.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Forget it, Jake . . . it's Florida.

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