We know we say this a lot, but seriously, what on earth is wrong with Florida? Specifically, what the hell is wrong with judges in Florida? It's like the entire judiciary is having a particularly weird and virulent nervous breakdown. Last week, we had the judge who tried to beat a public defender up because said public defender was foolish enough to invoke his client's constitutional protections. Silly public defender. Today, we bring you the (hopefully) (just kidding) last chapter in the long strange depressing sordid tale of Broward County Judge Ana Gardiner, who was finally disbarred last week after having had an affair with a prosecutor while said prosecutor was trying a death penalty case in front of her. Wait what?
At least we were spared the embarrassing detail of if they ever said cliched sitcomy stuff stuff like "I'll be the judge of that" or "who am I to judge" to each other during those sexytime phone calls.
<i>... she protested about how this whole thing had been really hard on her.</i> And here I thought she liked hard things. (Yes, I&#039;m secretly a 12-year-old boy.)
At least we were spared the embarrassing detail of if they ever said cliched sitcomy stuff stuff like &quot;I&#039;ll be the judge of that&quot; or &quot;who am I to judge&quot; to each other during those sexytime phone calls.
Obviously, this woman is turned on by oral arguments.
Dan Marino?
those sinkholes go deeper than you thought
And then she got a real tongue lashing from the bar association.
There&#039;s a definition of &quot;ex parte communication&quot; they didn&#039;t cover in law school.
<i>... she protested about how this whole thing had been really hard on her.</i> And here I thought she liked hard things. (Yes, I&#039;m secretly a 12-year-old boy.)
Forget it, Jake . . . it&#039;s Florida.