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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In a weirdly fitting way, my wonket has an ad for "Lynch Toyota" thereby linking the SYG story with lynching. <a href="http://www.lynchtoyota.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.lynchtoyota.com/index.htm">http://www.lynchtoyota.com/...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I actually pointed that out - the person who I was talking to sneered that I must be a coward because only cowards would be afraid of someone exercising their right to carry.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Maybe a dingo ate your baby."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sure there is! What color is your skin?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Armed maybe, but they are definitely not legged in that beautiful illustration.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Guns don't kill people! [Expunged] kills people!

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

It is all of the above.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

So on the subject of my right to be free from being shot by some goober with a gun and a raging hard-on to shoot it, the Constitution says, "Fuck you, commie libtard?" Somehow I doubt it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Eats, [-expunged-] and Leaves.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Remember folks that this is the same state legislature the passed a law that said that your doctor could ask you about anything during an exam <i>except</i> whether you have any guns at home. Gun possession information is so privileged in Florida that you cannot even be asked about it during a health exam. You can fill your double-wide from floor to ceiling with guns and be perfectly within the law, but if I ask you about them I can go to jail.

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chascates's avatar

But what about non-liberal media types like Fox News or Alex Jones?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Why doesn't the NRA just come out and admit that all amendments must be curtailed in the name of the absolute, God-given and inviolable right for someone to shoot whoever they damn well please so long as the shooter is a "good guy" (read: WASP) and the "bullet-catcher" is a "bad guy" (read: non-WASP)? I mean, we know what they are. But at least then they'd be honest about it.

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Jared James's avatar

Look, everyone knows the Freedom From Criticism is enshrined in both the first and second amendments. That is <a href="http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/366989\/free-speech-sarah-palin-and-mark-steyn-are-right-david-french" target="_blank">legal and moral fact.</a>

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Jared James's avatar

The Second Amendment says I am legally required to have any gun I want (preferably a big one) and do anything with it I please, especially if I am white and there is a black person in the same area code. And anyone who says differently should be <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/florida-woman-who-fired-warning-shot-could-get-60-years\/" target="_blank">locked up</a> for <strike>twenty</strike>sixty years.

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Jared James's avatar

FELLOW PAtriots, pap fi'NN Left Out the Random <i>capitalization</i> and EMPHASIS.....!!!1!!eleventy!!!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But what will lonely ranchhands in Montana do on those cold winter nights?

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