Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017
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Hey there, Wonketariat! Before we get started, we think it's important to kindly instruct you, your friends, and family to get the fuck out of Florida. Throw the cat in a crate, grab some canned food, and just go. This hurricane is serious; it's better to be uncomfortable and alive than picking glass out of your ass.
Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017
Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs…
Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017
Hey there, Wonketariat! Before we get started, we think it's important to kindly instruct you, your friends, and family to get the fuck out of Florida. Throw the cat in a crate, grab some canned food, and just go. This hurricane is serious; it's better to be uncomfortable and alive than picking glass out of your ass.