It's been way too long since we've had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man.
Alligator parmesan.
These are serious allegations, and we demand to know who the alligators are.
Not in Florida, that's for sure.
evidently houligans and ne'er-do-wells abound in America's wang.and alligators also too
Motive?????
Gator's really better suited to kebabs (or jerky) than burgers.
That said - top it with bacon & I'm in.
Allegations of ALLEGED alligators, if it pleases the court.
Alligators a-gonna alligate, allegedly. Amirite?
I read that as "... allow alligators to be BATTERED for fast food" and thought, panko or cornmeal batter?
/endless mental vomiting, some literal vomiting
There is nothing about this story that I don't love. I'm a little ashamed about that.
Jeb Bush before he got all boring?
afterwards the wendy's employees needed some gator aid OH GOD WE'RE SO SORRY
No you're not - twas brillig. Thanks for the laugh!
Clearly, none of the restaurant employees are fans of Absolutely, Totally Not Behind Closed Ovens, Don't Call It That, C'mon Now. Because would this not have made one of the best Off the Menu / BCO stories evar?
Afterward?
"Wendys organization " I see what you did there and I love it.
Alligator parmesan.
These are serious allegations, and we demand to know who the alligators are.
Not in Florida, that's for sure.
evidently houligans and ne'er-do-wells abound in America's wang.and alligators also too
Motive?????
Gator's really better suited to kebabs (or jerky) than burgers.
That said - top it with bacon & I'm in.
Allegations of ALLEGED alligators, if it pleases the court.
Alligators a-gonna alligate, allegedly. Amirite?
I read that as "... allow alligators to be BATTERED for fast food" and thought, panko or cornmeal batter?
/endless mental vomiting, some literal vomiting
There is nothing about this story that I don't love. I'm a little ashamed about that.
Jeb Bush before he got all boring?
afterwards the wendy's employees needed some gator aid OH GOD WE'RE SO SORRY
No you're not - twas brillig. Thanks for the laugh!
Clearly, none of the restaurant employees are fans of Absolutely, Totally Not Behind Closed Ovens, Don't Call It That, C'mon Now. Because would this not have made one of the best Off the Menu / BCO stories evar?
Afterward?
"Wendys organization " I see what you did there and I love it.