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If the Citizen's United verdict was correct, then this means salad is speech.

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Maybe Liverman reads Wonkette and HNTP and just asked the "undercover" cop if she wanted to see his Banana Dance.

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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain

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Liverman certainly found himself in a pickle.

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Pickin' the Cabbage: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYccMOzwjQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Oh, it's OK, they're speaking Chinese.

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My vegan restaurant/yoga studio has but one currency: sex.

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It's going to take an oil tanker's worth of ethanol to scrub all traces of that graphic from my brain.

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"Or does he just use carrots as currency in his life? What about the lettuce? Did the lettuce represent some denomination of coin in a magical bank that exists only in his mind?"

Liverman had to resort to using carrots and lettuce after his employer started garnishing his celery.

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"Yes, I've made a few mistakes in my life," said Simmons, "But all in all I have vinaigrettes."

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He had an excess of Wishbone.

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Tequila Mockingbird Libel!!!

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Shouldn't this have been addressed to Benincasa?

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Ceci n'est pas un crouton.

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"I'll take the soup".

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Hey! That is not creamy ranch! Spitooie,

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