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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If the Citizen's United verdict was correct, then this means salad is speech.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Maybe Liverman reads Wonkette and HNTP and just asked the "undercover" cop if she wanted to see his Banana Dance.

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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain

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Liverman certainly found himself in a pickle.

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Pickin' the Cabbage: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYccMOzwjQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Oh, it's OK, they're speaking Chinese.

Incoming Ham's avatar

My vegan restaurant/yoga studio has but one currency: sex.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's going to take an oil tanker's worth of ethanol to scrub all traces of that graphic from my brain.

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"Or does he just use carrots as currency in his life? What about the lettuce? Did the lettuce represent some denomination of coin in a magical bank that exists only in his mind?"

Liverman had to resort to using carrots and lettuce after his employer started garnishing his celery.

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"Yes, I've made a few mistakes in my life," said Simmons, "But all in all I have vinaigrettes."

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He had an excess of Wishbone.

bobbert's avatar

Tequila Mockingbird Libel!!!

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Shouldn't this have been addressed to Benincasa?

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Ceci n'est pas un crouton.

bobbert's avatar

"I'll take the soup".

schmannity's avatar

Hey! That is not creamy ranch! Spitooie,