My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, and more slow -- Andrew Marvel, "To His Coy Mistress" Can we just assume that Alonzo Liverman (yes, that is actually his name, in actual fact) is just a really poetic kind of guy? That might explain his offer to an undercover cop during a prostitution sting in Daytona Beach on Monday, which resulted in the arrests of 10 men. Mr. Liverman, 29, "told the undercover police officer he did not have any money, but
"Or does he just use carrots as currency in his life? What about the lettuce? Did the lettuce represent some denomination of coin in a magical bank that exists only in his mind?"
Liverman had to resort to using carrots and lettuce after his employer started garnishing his celery.
If the Citizen's United verdict was correct, then this means salad is speech.
Maybe Liverman reads Wonkette and HNTP and just asked the "undercover" cop if she wanted to see his Banana Dance.
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." - Mark Twain
Liverman certainly found himself in a pickle.
Pickin&#039; the Cabbage: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYccMOzwjQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Oh, it&#039;s OK, they&#039;re speaking Chinese.
My vegan restaurant/yoga studio has but one currency: sex.
It&#039;s going to take an oil tanker&#039;s worth of ethanol to scrub all traces of that graphic from my brain.
&quot;Or does he just use carrots as currency in his life? What about the lettuce? Did the lettuce represent some denomination of coin in a magical bank that exists only in his mind?&quot;
Liverman had to resort to using carrots and lettuce after his employer started garnishing his celery.
&quot;Yes, I&#039;ve made a few mistakes in my life,&quot; said Simmons, &quot;But all in all I have vinaigrettes.&quot;
He had an excess of Wishbone.
Tequila Mockingbird Libel!!!
Shouldn&#039;t this have been addressed to Benincasa?
Ceci n&#039;est pas un crouton.
&quot;I&#039;ll take the soup&quot;.
Hey! That is not creamy ranch! Spitooie,