The Deranged Fleshy Sit and Spin was my favorite carnival ride as a child and I will not have it's memory sullied by the likes of this asshole.
When I heard that Joni Ernst was giving a response, I started laughing right there in the car. I know that her response will be odd, but I'm crossing my fingers, clicking my heels, and praying to Santa Fucking Christmas that she goes full batshit and despite all the coaching that's been lavished up her, completely off the reservation. I want to see moderate (aka not bug fuck crazy) Republicans squirm in awkwardness. I want to see Democrats pointing and laughing.
...considering the level crazy that Florida has started this year out with, they will be lucky if he doesn't ramble incoherently and then shyt his pants on national TV
So between Jodi Ernst (R-Whackaloonland) and Curt Clawson (R-Dingbatville), we've got the under-medicated crowd covered. Who's handling the xenophobes this time?
The Deranged Fleshy Sit and Spin was my favorite carnival ride as a child and I will not have it's memory sullied by the likes of this asshole.
SOTU address followed by the SOTO address? Maybe they should just make it STFU.
...but with fewer living descendants.
Nothing says sportsballesque teamwork like a bunch of elected GOPs that disagree with their own party's response to the SOTU.
I just realized what my last comment sounded like. Clawson is the asshole I was referring to. Sorry if it was not clear.
When I heard that Joni Ernst was giving a response, I started laughing right there in the car. I know that her response will be odd, but I'm crossing my fingers, clicking my heels, and praying to Santa Fucking Christmas that she goes full batshit and despite all the coaching that's been lavished up her, completely off the reservation. I want to see moderate (aka not bug fuck crazy) Republicans squirm in awkwardness. I want to see Democrats pointing and laughing.
Narrow balls would explain a lot. Wait, what?
I like that the teatarded response comes last because by then I'm either too asleep and/or too drunk to care.
...considering the level crazy that Florida has started this year out with, they will be lucky if he doesn't ramble incoherently and then shyt his pants on national TV
I hope he remembers to stare exactly 38 degrees to the right of the camera like Frau Bachmann.
Hey, he's a Harvard Business School grad just like W. and Mitty!
Subheadline: Missing man from Nantucket located on Florida Gulf coast.
So between Jodi Ernst (R-Whackaloonland) and Curt Clawson (R-Dingbatville), we've got the under-medicated crowd covered. Who's handling the xenophobes this time?
I'm staying up for the Bull Moose and Whig responses.
Bah, any of my cats can spit up a better hairball in their sleep!
They can also legislate better.
Did the WSJ actually use the <i>P</i>-word there? Heavens, where&#039;s my garlic and crucifix?