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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I don't even want to know what he paid the rent with.

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I picture the guy settling down with his buddies for a little blow, opening the envelope, and going "Oh fuck!"

bobbert's avatar

And much more compact than chickens.

bobbert's avatar

The half-gram of cocaine is now in the local police evidence locker.

fuflans's avatar

wrong water department dude.

chicago has its own colombian drug cartel operating out of the water department

saves billing time.

Ikimizi's avatar

It's Christmas at the Water Dept!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Must have been all out of chickens.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's the one who hooked him on drinking water.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

NO surprise there. None at all.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Would it have been less of a problem if he had left some Oxy and a nice note? Crack is so vulgar and all.