A Deltona, Florida, man apparently attempted to pay his water bill with an envelope containing 3 grams of crack cocaine, according to a Miami TV station: The Deltona Water office was evacuated on Sept. 23 after the water-department employees called the Volusia County Sheriff's Office to take a look at the envelope with the white powder, authorities said ...
I don't even want to know what he paid the rent with.
Did you try salting it out and extracting with ethyl acetate?
I picture the guy settling down with his buddies for a little blow, opening the envelope, and going "Oh fuck!"
And much more compact than chickens.
The half-gram of cocaine is now in the local police evidence locker.
wrong water department dude.
chicago has its own colombian drug cartel operating out of the water department
saves billing time.
It's Christmas at the Water Dept!
Must have been all out of chickens.
She's the one who hooked him on drinking water.
NO surprise there. None at all.
Would it have been less of a problem if he had left some Oxy and a nice note? Crack is so vulgar and all.