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I don't even want to know what he paid the rent with.

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Did you try salting it out and extracting with ethyl acetate?

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I picture the guy settling down with his buddies for a little blow, opening the envelope, and going "Oh fuck!"

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And much more compact than chickens.

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The half-gram of cocaine is now in the local police evidence locker.

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wrong water department dude.

chicago has its own colombian drug cartel operating out of the water department

saves billing time.

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It's Christmas at the Water Dept!

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Must have been all out of chickens.

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She's the one who hooked him on drinking water.

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NO surprise there. None at all.

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Would it have been less of a problem if he had left some Oxy and a nice note? Crack is so vulgar and all.

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