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malsperanza's avatar

Is Florida Man before or after Neantherthal Man? Or is he the one that was a hoax made from the skull of an orangutan?

bobbert's avatar

Piltdown Man Libel!!!!

bobbert's avatar

With plastic bags full of poop.

bobbert's avatar

Your table is ready.

malsperanza's avatar

Piltdown ... he's the junior senator from the great state of North Grift, right? Future Republican nominee for the presnitcy.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Hell I wonder how many Obama stickers his truck nutz have

TundraGrifter's avatar

Down in Waco Texas they had a 'Last Stand Compound" and it worked.

The Quirk's avatar

All those guns, and he can't do the job himself? Typical republican.

The Quirk's avatar

I'd send him to Dr. Mengele.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I would like to nominate Jason for Prozac Poster Boy of the year. Or maybe NRA Gun Nut of the year. Either way...I'm glad he's locked up.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Yeah, in movie terms: He sees himself: <i>High Noon</i> How it ends:<i>The Wild Bunch </i> but .. How he is seen: <i>Taxi Driver </i> How it ends: choppy news footage of a building on fire and an explosion.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Slowly turning himself into a dangerous, crazy, Robodick.

diogenez's avatar

Florida militia of one?

bobbert's avatar

Oh good. He's a supplier to the DoD.

bobbert's avatar

This would be, of course, the weak point in his reinforced-house strategy.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

giving the illegals one of those jobs US Muricans won't do