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Is Florida Man before or after Neantherthal Man? Or is he the one that was a hoax made from the skull of an orangutan?

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Piltdown Man Libel!!!!

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With plastic bags full of poop.

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Your table is ready.

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Piltdown ... he's the junior senator from the great state of North Grift, right? Future Republican nominee for the presnitcy.

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Hell I wonder how many Obama stickers his truck nutz have

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Down in Waco Texas they had a 'Last Stand Compound" and it worked.

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All those guns, and he can't do the job himself? Typical republican.

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I'd send him to Dr. Mengele.

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I would like to nominate Jason for Prozac Poster Boy of the year. Or maybe NRA Gun Nut of the year. Either way...I'm glad he's locked up.

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Yeah, in movie terms: He sees himself: <i>High Noon</i> How it ends:<i>The Wild Bunch </i> but .. How he is seen: <i>Taxi Driver </i> How it ends: choppy news footage of a building on fire and an explosion.

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Slowly turning himself into a dangerous, crazy, Robodick.

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Florida militia of one?

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Oh good. He's a supplier to the DoD.

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This would be, of course, the weak point in his reinforced-house strategy.

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giving the illegals one of those jobs US Muricans won't do

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