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"In the interest of The Party, I'm going to hold my nose real hard and suggest Ted Cruz." - Jeb (formerly JEB!) Bush

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Can someone please tell me the name of one Republican politician, currently in office, who is NOT a fucking moron?

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Time to bring back the vagina dentata, obviously.

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I DOES MEDISIN GUD!!!

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Points for consistency, I guess.

Fucking Panhandle.

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Send this to Garfunkle and Oates.

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That would explain the women looking for breast exams that wandered into the principal's office yesterday.

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This seems reasonable to Republicans, because they have their heads up their asses.

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Makes sense. I often recomend men getting their proctology exams by a handyman ("First we're going to need a realky large drill...:)

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Unfortunately I'm by myself right now, so I can't quite give this the standing O it deserves, but I'm certainly giving it in spirit.

In fact I had posted a quick "pro-choice" post on my blog a few months ago. With your permission, TMD, I would like to update that post with a reprinting of your powerful message. Too often I feel women's own voices get drowned out over the shouts of zygotes (which should somehow be an impossibility) and the bizarre fetishization AND disrespt of motherhood (yes at the same time!) It's up to you, but I would love for other prople outbthere to take a listen to want it's realky like.

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I'm honestly surprised they made a recommendation somewhat related to a medical field and didn't just tell everyone to see Lunchlady Doris.

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Boy you guys are so lucky that this is a mommyblog/recipe hub and not a comic geek forum, so you all can avoid the fan argument and flame wars that one would cause. ("I have a 44 slide Power-point presentation proving that Iron Man's cock is more powerful than Hulk's and why anyone that think differently is Hitler!")

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And that's the REAL reason for Corey Hart wearing his Sunglasses at Night: eye condoms!

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Right, well, remember that married women bone too. And not all married women want to just have a baby every year for 15-20 years like a Duggar. And there are poor married women too, who will need family planning services. It's not just looking down on single women. It's all women. They hate us. When we rise up and cry about it, they tell us to close our legs (and take an aspirin?). So how is that an option for the married women? Are married people also expected to be celibate unless they decide to make a baby? Has anyone told the married men about this? You'd think that men would be just as outraged as the women because what this really says is: the State wants you to make all the babies, sure hope you can afford to raise a dozen or so. And no, we won't expand social services to help support all of you with your enormous 10-kid families.

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There's an elementary school about a block away from my house. Now, I don't have any kids, but I'm glad to know that there are medical services available so convenient to my location. I'm sure nobody will freak out if I just wander on down there and ask for the school nurse. "Are you a parent?""No, but I need a pap smear..."

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Oh, Floriduh. Never mind.

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