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Spurning Beer's avatar

Thank you, LHSD, but I'm not technically eschewing alcohol. I'm eschewing beer, and making do with stout and porter.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Horrible state is horrible.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You can leave the state when you've finished your deep fried lunch and sweet tea, and not a second earlier, young lady.

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fuflans's avatar

does rick scott always look like voldemort?

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fuflans's avatar

is it too late to call the fbi about a stolen election?

they'd do a better job than the supreme court i think.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Politics is a sideline, when the Medicare fraud slows down.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I think he lives in Kensington, MD. Really.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lock the doors (during business hours) and throw away the key. Brilliant!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't go giving them ideas.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

My corner of Floridong is so dry that the weeds are dying. Today it's 102 degrees, with a dew point over 80.

On the positive side, a friend-in-law -- an <i>engineer</i> who went to Georgia Tech! -- was parroting Rush Limbaugh a few weeks ago about how water never leaves the planet, there's plenty of it, and we don't need to conserve or worry about it. A few days later, I heard from my wife that his well went dry. The Germans call this Schadentrockenfreude, I believe.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Florida, according to Hiaasen, "any politician without handcuff marks on his wrists is considered an elder statesman."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Gondolas?!? This is 'Merica buddy. The'll be using 750HP cigarette boats made by Bush Industrial

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