America's favorite swamp-gas-filled purgatory, the state of Florida, is now so corrupt that the FBI is taking out ads calling on citizens to report all of their dishonest politicians. Florida is the number one state in corruption, with over 800 politicians arrested between 1997 and 2007. Oh hey, isn't the year 2000 somewhere between those years? Probably! The FBI is concerned that some of the state's elected representatives think that federal stimulus dollars are free handouts for them and their families. But come on, those guys work hard, right? Just look at
My corner of Floridong is so dry that the weeds are dying. Today it's 102 degrees, with a dew point over 80.
On the positive side, a friend-in-law -- an <i>engineer</i> who went to Georgia Tech! -- was parroting Rush Limbaugh a few weeks ago about how water never leaves the planet, there&#039;s plenty of it, and we don&#039;t need to conserve or worry about it. A few days later, I heard from my wife that his well went dry. The Germans call this Schadentrockenfreude, I believe.
Thank you, LHSD, but I&#039;m not technically eschewing alcohol. I&#039;m eschewing beer, and making do with stout and porter.
Horrible state is horrible.
There wuz a hat?
You can leave the state when you&#039;ve finished your deep fried lunch and sweet tea, and not a second earlier, young lady.
does rick scott always look like voldemort?
is it too late to call the fbi about a stolen election?
they&#039;d do a better job than the supreme court i think.
Politics is a sideline, when the Medicare fraud slows down.
I think he lives in Kensington, MD. Really.
Lock the doors (during business hours) and throw away the key. Brilliant!
Don&#039;t go giving them ideas.
My corner of Floridong is so dry that the weeds are dying. Today it&#039;s 102 degrees, with a dew point over 80.
On the positive side, a friend-in-law -- an <i>engineer</i> who went to Georgia Tech! -- was parroting Rush Limbaugh a few weeks ago about how water never leaves the planet, there&#039;s plenty of it, and we don&#039;t need to conserve or worry about it. A few days later, I heard from my wife that his well went dry. The Germans call this Schadentrockenfreude, I believe.
In Florida, according to Hiaasen, &quot;any politician without handcuff marks on his wrists is considered an elder statesman.&quot;
Gondolas?!? This is &#039;Merica buddy. The&#039;ll be using 750HP cigarette boats made by Bush Industrial