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Kids these days have it easy. When I was a kid we had to steal our parents drugs.

teddy21's avatar

I see what you did there

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Hey rewarding a kid for getting good grades and cleaning the house with weed and blow sure beats my rewards of beatings and vicious neglect....I haz a sad now. Thanks for drudging up old trauma, Wonkette, I'm going to need to do a couple of lines and several bong hits to repress this memory.

HolyCow!'s avatar

I don't see the problem.

Kevin Morin's avatar

Florida Man steps up his game.

JamesMichaelCurley's avatar

Only a little worse than the parents who give their kids Fruit Loops and send them off to school high as a kite about to crash after morning announcements.

JamesMichaelCurley's avatar

Still the best nine fingered guitarist ever.

default's avatar

Dad promised them hookers if they got A's.

Iron Monkey's avatar

Sherman's march to the sea?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Hey, if I could find 'em in my size...

SnarkON's avatar

He seems really fun.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This, the only known film of Django in action:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

I still can't figure out how he did it.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I have a hunch that thinking ahead has and never has had a role in their lives.