Parenting is the toughest! You have to keep the kids fed, but you also want them to grow up and be productive citizens, and you don't get a handbook at the hospital on how to make that happen. So sometimes you just gotta work with what the good Lord gave ya, and for Florida couple Joey and Chadd Mudd, the good Lord gave them drugs, so many drugs. So they figured, this house ain't gonna clean itself (because they're probably always high), and it's not like they've got time to help the kids, ages 13 and 15, with their homework (because they're probably ... you get it),
Hey rewarding a kid for getting good grades and cleaning the house with weed and blow sure beats my rewards of beatings and vicious neglect....I haz a sad now. Thanks for drudging up old trauma, Wonkette, I'm going to need to do a couple of lines and several bong hits to repress this memory.
Only a little worse than the parents who give their kids Fruit Loops and send them off to school high as a kite about to crash after morning announcements.
Kids these days have it easy. When I was a kid we had to steal our parents drugs.
I see what you did there
This?
Hey rewarding a kid for getting good grades and cleaning the house with weed and blow sure beats my rewards of beatings and vicious neglect....I haz a sad now. Thanks for drudging up old trauma, Wonkette, I'm going to need to do a couple of lines and several bong hits to repress this memory.
I don't see the problem.
False flag!Q!!
Florida Man steps up his game.
Only a little worse than the parents who give their kids Fruit Loops and send them off to school high as a kite about to crash after morning announcements.
Still the best nine fingered guitarist ever.
Dad promised them hookers if they got A's.
Sherman's march to the sea?
Hey, if I could find 'em in my size...
He seems really fun.
Paging Dr. Keith aBlow!
This, the only known film of Django in action:
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I still can't figure out how he did it.
I have a hunch that thinking ahead has and never has had a role in their lives.