Meet Pastor Bill Lytell of the Gospel Baptist Church in Bonita Springs, Florida. He's got a pretty fab new insight into how God wants things to work: Men should always be the boss of ladies, and not ever the other way around, because of God's mighty penis and the hefty testicles of Adam, Moses, and Jesus (make no mistake though, they all lived at different times, and therefore their weighty mansacks never touched, so no homo).
The United States of Rock Ridge.
Excuse me while I whip this out!
Grindr be thy name.
... I'm thinking he would wash his handgun, but not his hands, because FREEDUMB!!!1!
Carlos Danger, is that you?
Danger? I spell my name "Anchovies." (hangs up phone)
Excuse me while I whip this out...
they broke up after 'it aint necessarily small'
So Obama is a real leader? He has a dick.
Ah for the days when we referred to our manly parts as "Apocalyptic Appendages of Truth"!
He prolly didn't warsh anything. Just laid his gun down on the sink while he shook the dew off his lilly.
Hey, at least they can leave the room. We're stuck with ourselves.
God’s Mighty PenisNOT related: Jesusween
"...and it’s going to end with a man in leadership."
What, the world? I don't doubt it in the least.
What the bloody hell!?!?
That makes perfect sense, actually. However, now I want to know why he was pissing in the sink. No, wait - I don't want to know.
Just don't cast any aspersions on Louie Gohmert's asparagus.