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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Studying plagues and weird diseases is a casual hobby of mine, so I feel like I can safely say Florida's collapsing infrastructure is likely a (one of many, but still the biggest) direct cause of this. As the article points out, robust people don't get leprosy. You develop the disease if you have a depressed immune system, either from an autoimmune disease, or because you were recently very sick and your white blood count is low. However, leprosy itself doesn't really "thrive" in a civilization unless it's . . . well . . . dirty.

So central Florida, where all the swamps are, yeah, I can see it existing there. You can't sanitize a swamp. Add to it increasing numbers of people with limited access to affordable healthcare, and sure, there's going to be an uptick of stuff you don't normally see elsewhere.

But keep in mind the population of the rest of the state. People who, through the natural course of aging, get sick more often. Are at higher risk of cancers. Need to take medications that require the immune system to be a little weaker. We're going to see this spread like wildfire through the retirees and snowbirds. Lots of them can afford the medications, but lots of them cannot.

So the question I have for DeSantis is: which religious camp do you fall into when it comes to leprosy? Do you believe it's a sign that the afflicted are sinners and deserve their bodies to rot and fall apart (if so fuck you), or do you believe that the afflicted are all the more holy for their suffering, and a lesson to the rest of us for the torment that awaits us for not conforming to your standards (also if so fuck you)?

Basically, I'm counting down to DeSantis finding just the right spin for withholding the antibiotics.

Also, fun fact: Thalidomide is a popular choice for chronic/recurrent cases. Just thought I'd toss that in there.

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Tessie's avatar

Yeah, bet those masks are looking pretty good NOW, huh?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Sure.

TO COVER UP THE LEPROSY.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

♫ Why did Flori-die, boys?

Her Gov. was DeSantees.

She died a lot of COVID,

And sheer stupidity.

She poked a fight with woke, boys,

She fucked with Disney, don't you see?

Malaria and leprosy, boys,

What's next? Theocracy. ♫

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Is it time to compare New College’s survival to a head of lettuce yet?

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mr_snarky's avatar

ronny d's administration promotes lots of things: leprosy...bigotry...ignorance...environmental degradation, but no income tax so it's all good.

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Boojum's avatar

You're so right. “Move here and maybe get leprosy” is probably not a draw. They need to change the slogan to "Move here and definitely get leprosy! And a free leprosy infected armadillo!"

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

I see Florida is taking the race to bottom seriously with their latest moves. Ron DeSantis is really championing Florida's place as the worst American state.

It couldn't be worse, it's Florida.

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

How about 100 degree f ocean water temp, doesn't get any better than that!

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Florida, where everything is trying to kill or hurt you: the weather (heat and hurricanes), the shoddy buildings, he crappy education system, the healthcare system, leprosy and malaria, insects, reptiles, Republicans, and the insane political system that creates voters who keep electing dipshits like Ron DeSantis.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Australia is breathing a sigh of relief that Florida has now taken the lead on that too.

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SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

And Burmese pythons!

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AlanInSF's avatar

Florida...If the ocean's not warm enough for you, just toss another book on the fire!

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Tosca's avatar

Endemic LEPROSY? JFC. God is TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, Floridians.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Well, the Q-loons *do* keep bleating 'It's going to be Biblical...'

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Revenant's avatar

What more could any young up-and-coming academic ask for than hurricanes, leprosy and possibly THE most anti-intellectual public climate in this, the United States of No-Nothin'?

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Insurance companies that refuse to insure your house...

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AlanInSF's avatar

Alligator hazards.

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Revenant's avatar

Yes, the Sunshine State has everything.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Except for Sunshine laws.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Name the situation we might have once thought was impossibly ghastly, and it's a fair bet the Republican Party is right onto making it happen.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

I guess the Zombie Apocalypse will begin in Florida then.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Come for the malaria, stay for the leprosy?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

just wait until your usual suspect religious grifters get wind of this.

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Aileen's avatar

So, New Mexico is making college free and Florida is actively dumbing down their K-12 curricula and driving away the good college professors.

It's frustrating that the impact of these decisions won't be fully felt for years.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

govern like there are no consequences - seems to be the current strategy

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Guess they figure that the state will be wiped out by hurricanes, sinkholes, or politics. Nothing to lose.

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

Anyone who can choose to move to either of those states has a VERY easy decision to make.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

This is OT, but why hasn’t there been an article about Greg Abbott getting rid of the libraries in Houston schools? Or did I miss it?

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Lil Snot's avatar

I swear I saw it too, but I can't find it....sorry my dementia has left me unable to be servicey.

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