Perennially unpopular Florida governor Rick Scott's doomed attempts at constituent relations mostly consist of harassing robocalls filled with Rick Scott's whimpering voice being piped across Florida telephone lines into millions of unwilling eardrums like some incurable mutant Ebola virus of audio assault infecting everyone's dinner time. WELL GUESS WHAT? Florida can play that game, too, Rick! The website
Dude, the hillbillies in Kentucky take <i>roadtrips</i> to Florida to visit the pain &quot;clinics&quot; for Oxy prescriptions. Just consider that for a moment: <i>Florida is where Kentuckians go to get their narcotics.</i>
Now Susie, you know that Rick would be the type to lose his wood half way through the BJ and just smack the girl on the forehead and spit on the floor, rushing out before she realizes what hit her.
Can we use it in Texas to robocall our current Governor? Same name, same policies, just a different longitude. Oh, and our governor has really nice hair.
I&#039;m not sure I could cram all my hatred into 60 seconds. Worth a try, no doubt. And, I suppose, no reason I couldn&#039;t spread the vitriol out over several calls. Hey, asslick, it&#039;s Missus Barry again, I think I left off with why your education policy sucks, next up insurance...I&#039;ll be back soon with installment 42...&quot;
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. &quot;You all have obsessions,&quot; he observed.
To the first mother, he said, &quot;You are obsessed with eating. You&#039;ve even named your daughter Candy.&quot;
He turned to the second mom. &quot;Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child&#039;s name, Penny.&quot;
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, &quot;Come on, Dick, let&#039;s go.&quot;
Really, this would basically be just for fun, too...not like shitfuckassholes like Pricky actually give a fuck that the people whose lives he&#039;s actively ruining notice and are pissed about it.
Ooooh, but we don&#039;t want to put all those poor insurance companies&#039; tinpot despots out of work! That would be unfair!!!1!
He&#039;ll &quot;channel&quot; me, all right.
Have they produced spawn yet? I&#039;m curious to see it, just like I&#039;m always curious to see the monster in the horror movies.
i&#039;m sure someone has said this, but!
freddy kreuger is way better than voldemort.
Dude, the hillbillies in Kentucky take <i>roadtrips</i> to Florida to visit the pain &quot;clinics&quot; for Oxy prescriptions. Just consider that for a moment: <i>Florida is where Kentuckians go to get their narcotics.</i>
I think you meant a BALD idea, but unlike a good brazilian, nobody likes this hairless fuckhole.
Now Susie, you know that Rick would be the type to lose his wood half way through the BJ and just smack the girl on the forehead and spit on the floor, rushing out before she realizes what hit her.
Can we use it in Texas to robocall our current Governor? Same name, same policies, just a different longitude. Oh, and our governor has really nice hair.
I&#039;m not sure I could cram all my hatred into 60 seconds. Worth a try, no doubt. And, I suppose, no reason I couldn&#039;t spread the vitriol out over several calls. Hey, asslick, it&#039;s Missus Barry again, I think I left off with why your education policy sucks, next up insurance...I&#039;ll be back soon with installment 42...&quot;
Rick: Which Wonkette likeness do you most favor--Voldemort or the new Freddy Krueger likeness? Call back at your convenience.
OT speaking of dick:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. &quot;You all have obsessions,&quot; he observed.
To the first mother, he said, &quot;You are obsessed with eating. You&#039;ve even named your daughter Candy.&quot;
He turned to the second mom. &quot;Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child&#039;s name, Penny.&quot;
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, &quot;Come on, Dick, let&#039;s go.&quot;
that&#039;s actually very good.
I got nothing since our gov here in Maine is almost as big a douchebag as Rick.
Really, this would basically be just for fun, too...not like shitfuckassholes like Pricky actually give a fuck that the people whose lives he&#039;s actively ruining notice and are pissed about it.