We think the Common Core educational standards are just about the greatest thing to come along in years. Not because we're especially in love with them as a set of education standards, but because of the way they've become the biggest Monster Under the Bed for paranoid wingnuts since Obamacare. Common Core makes for an even better target upon which to project Culture War fears, since almost anything can be billed as a dire threat to Our Precious Children. Case study for today: Florida State Rep. Charles Van Zant, who warned that Common Core is nothing less than an
You know, it's getting to be that one can't keep up with all the plots to turn folks gay. They're everywhere, according to some people. I'm just thankful that I've been able to keep a dick out of my orifices this far into my life, it's like a gauntlet of cocks out there in Amurrica. Like American Gladiators but with buttfucking. Forget about the kids, what about my anus?
Fill in the bubbles correctly, and then stand back and look at the pattern. This will be all that is needed to achieve the goal. Improving "education" is just a ruse. The real purpose of CC is enslavement.
Well at least its Florida where they can stand their ground and shoot the hell out of common core for fear for their life and homohood
You know, it's getting to be that one can't keep up with all the plots to turn folks gay. They're everywhere, according to some people. I'm just thankful that I've been able to keep a dick out of my orifices this far into my life, it's like a gauntlet of cocks out there in Amurrica. Like American Gladiators but with buttfucking. Forget about the kids, what about my anus?
Why do you want your whores to have standards?
Each one is like a little brown starfish.
Well, how many straight duded have you tricked into sex this week? Get cracking!
...loss of I.Q. points, flag worship, HDS (humor deficiency syndrome), compulsive Fox News viewing....
Fill in the bubbles correctly, and then stand back and look at the pattern. This will be all that is needed to achieve the goal. Improving "education" is just a ruse. The real purpose of CC is enslavement.
Me Libel!
I believe the fabulousness sort of overcomes all the other bits.
Retired Major? This right here is an indication of some not-normalness.
I'm missing the part where he got the degree in architecture.
Sorry. I'm quite fond of Free Bird, in moderate doses.
Damn, that was too easy.
It has to do with the "two-spirit" concept of cross-gender identity.
Short version: "Common Core is GAY!"
"To protect our children, we need to cut off their AIR supply" or something.