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try new FAP now with improved viscosity for those long nights bunkridden.

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If it helps any, think of the FOP less as an actual union, and more as the organized crime outfit the right keeps claiming all the other unions are- because it really is all projection with these guys.

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Depends on the county, I guess. Smaller counties like mine, the cities are not really a thing, and the sheriff does it all, except the state roads, which the staties do.

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ED 209?

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On the plus side, after this no-one can say paying your union dues is not worth it. A well run union can literally let you get away with murder!

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Only one more and he is off the deep end!

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Are the black panthers still a thing?

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China is looking for bad cops to employ in Hong Kong. The distinction is important to the Hongkongese.

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Free prescription of your favorites entertaining drugsFree healthcare, including vision and dental (the later two, very important in this line of work)Frequent traveler's VIP membership with a dozen major airways, for professional and not-professional useFree access to the chemistry labs of a dozen liberal US university to make you mole tail cocktov (only senior antifa have access to the secret chemistry labs and their supplies of tear gas, like the one in Trump university's basement)A free USB thumbdrive in the shape of Dark Helmet upon joiningAn apple pie after each successful mission

They are also very big on no-pants Friday.

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They were treated with respect. They went out of their way to make a point of throwing that respect away. Now they have to earn it back.

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"Five is right out!"

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"If you wanna live in a state with rules about 'excessive force' and 'police brutality' and 'accountability' - like a PUSSY - then get the fuck out of our face! If you love the THRILL of not knowing if you'll be given a friendly nod, a ticket, a stick to the face, or valiant death the next time you encounter a police officer - LIKE A TOUGH AMERICAN PATRIOT DOES - then move to Brevard County! We DEMAND order and will do ANYTHING to get it - WOULDN'T YOU?" (Paid for by the assholes of Brevard County)

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It is quite depressing that most unions in this country have been weakened or entirely eliminated, yet the Police Unions thrive and protect the worst of the worst behavior.

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Simon, the guy who Says?

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Teaching kids self-respect is a key element in teaching them respect for others; it makes it easy. I see neither in horrible little shits like, and a massive failure of parenting.

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Living in North Carolina, I sometimes forget that teachers' unions are a thing.

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