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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Since make things that fly, I think that's part of the job description.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...FAA mandatory drug testing."</i>

This is the kind of think Ron Paul and the TP'ers are against. Let the market decide! No more safety standards for airplanes. That will make tickets so cheap they won't even be able to give 'em away.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Last weekend I saw a young man spinning one of the "Going out of business" signs on the side of the road. My sweetie remarked that he looked stoned. Hell, I can't imagine someone doing that job and NOT being lit.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Must be the welfare recipients in teabagger havens take placebos.

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fuflans's avatar

i hope none of this interferes with the paultards' plans to skydive.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Fentanyl? FENTANYL, Fenta-fucking-nyl! Was somebody gunshot? You can die from handling Fentanyl patches incorrectly. Maybe they had a moose that needed sedating. Def not a recreational drug.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well, I know where to go next time I need a fix and my dealer's MIA.

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fuflans's avatar

i keep hoping the next election cycle will take care of this problem, but i'm not at all sure it will.

also, the damage they do in the interim...

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chascates's avatar

I certainly can't wait to fly in the new 787 now!

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