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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I picture all the Florida poorz on their laptops right now, booking their flights to Denver.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Only reverse racism is left. We need our white Rosa Parks, people!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Once you go Brown, You keep going down.

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Shypixel's avatar

The Good News: Editrix has asked me to look into the situation, and while she probably won't like my preferred solution (Nuke the ads), I can probably mitigate their impact slightly...

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>As you know, when someone becomes poor, they immediately <strike>start doing drugs, neglecting their family, and become a socio-economic drain on society </strike> lose all civil rights and any claim to be considered human beings.</i>

This correction comes to you courtesy of Sen. the Rev. Thomas Malthus (R-Marshalsea).

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

NOOOO! I just got my new Avatar from some fine advertising here on the Wokett!

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bobbert's avatar

Do the results at least get reported statistically?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Got into an online argument a couple of years ago with someone who insisted that recipients of unemployment benefits should all be subjected to drug testing too. Because as we all know, getting laid off a job means that the person is a lousy drug-addicted degenerate drain on society, as evidenced by his or her lack of shame in taking other peoples' money in "benefits." Mandatory drug-testing will expose all of them for the parasites that they are.

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Shypixel's avatar

Oooooh!

There is a neat flashing ad telling me that I am the 10,000th visitor!

That's pretty exciting, Wonket finally getting its 10,000th visitor! Big Leagues now baby!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Unfortunately, the Florduh Legislature is immune to embarrassment. Or introspection.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I thought you needed to be a big-city mayor to be able to afford crack cocaine. Gee, what have <i>the Florida legislators</i> been smoking?

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Shypixel's avatar

You must be Tralfamadorian.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>snowpointsecret has come unstuck in time.</i>

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Just another liberal judge cramming reality down the GOP's throat.

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