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Vienna Woods's avatar

You had me worried there for a minute.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

fear for your life?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

+1,000

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PsycWench's avatar

The kids are responsible for their own ground-standing. It's part of the whole "We love your baby till it's born, then we lose all interest" program.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

...with the father rapers and the mother stabbers?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I want to know what the judge thought she was suposed to do if she couldn't get out through garage. Hide behind the garbage can until her husband came to look for her?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I'mma hold up a liquor store with my cannon.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

see also: dead end if door is jammed shut

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Lot's of things really. Both parties were potentially carrying skittles, one party was scared or angry enough to fire a gun but sufficiently worried about hurting the other party to shoot an unarmed wall instead, the party without the gun was apparently the one doing the stalking/threatening,and no side walks were used inappropriately. Lastly no one was actually physically hurt or made deceased in the incident. My apologies if snark was intended by your comment. Lack of voice inflection etc.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I like that.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Freak Flag Yippee, Lyndon!" #abbiehoffman

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Standing it's . . . ah, fugheddit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Whereas GZ had no exits. So many differences between these cases!

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schmannity's avatar

Further fun factoid: Zimmerman was prosecuted by the same prosecutor: Angela Corey.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Must have been a white wall.

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